User blog comment:J Fan/Dead Men Tell No Tales Super Bowl 2017 Trailer/@comment-996391-20170206095338/@comment-1984959-20170206173227

It was nice seeing the Dutchman again, the whelp not so much.
 * I believe it is called a "package deal", mate. Admittedly, I'm equally curious about the Fishfaced, after all the talk about Will is "freed" post-AWE...unless they decided to scrap the idea for this movie. Unless the rumors of Keira returning are true (doubtful for now), I have to assume Elizabeth is dead. It would be an interesting reflection, "the son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son."
 * Still, you know I'm not ecstatic over the whelp's return. But I have a feeling I'm going to be like the haters of Ben Affleck on Batman v Superman, if ye knows what I mean. Until then, I'm sticking to my guns.

''There's even the giant skull and crossed swords on the main topsail, like on some Lego ship. lol''
 * Barbossa likes to personalize his things...who knew? lol The Revenge looks nice, though it makes me wonder of the ship's fate. Oh well, at least our beloved Pearl looks to be in shipshape fashion.

''Shansa is talking to Barbossa, you can see his new/old hat and scraggly beard. Jack looks to be covered in mud. Is he a mud wrestler now?''
 * I figured it was Hector. Given we see a certain one-legged man limp afterwards. I almost thought Jack was fishy, but then I thought, "Nah..." I'll admit, this is the least we've seen of Jack in any POTC trailer! Not that we didn't get good stuff, but has me wonder if OST (having revealed so much in their trailers) spooked the marketing department.

''Salazar is awesome, but I think they've taken a step too far with that ship that opens like a mouth and eats other ships. That looks too fantastic for my taste. It looks good, but too fantastic. The undead all around look nice, and finally, we see some sea battles.''
 * I'm not gonna lie, it did look a little odd. At first, I thought it was Barbossa trying to tear the ship apart with the Sword of Triton. But if it is Salazar's doing, I don't know if I'll like it. I'm sure I'll know when I see the context of the situation. And yes...sea battles, how I missed ye. Don't think they'll top the Maelstrom battle (my personal favorite) but it does look like a worthy successor.

''And by the way, that big battle confirms that the Spanish warship and Salazar's ship are the same vessel. Their figureheads are identical. Mister J Fan, I believe you owe me a bottle of rum ;)''
 * Har har, I'm still waiting, it's not May yet! Though I believe we've yet to confirm if Salazar is chasing the Pearl (or Wench?) in this scene, so I'll be keeping my bottle safe, for now. For the record, I am becoming more convinced the ship is Salazar's, but just not about the aforementioned Pearl/Wench part. Either way, the fans win with awesome sea battles!