Quote:Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! A toast to piracy and its many shiny rewards. As a career, what could be more rewarding? Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! I humbly accept this magnificent treasure as my reward for a life of villainy, larceny, skullduggery and persnickety-nee. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! I raise a toast to honor my many shipmates lost at sea. Salute, mes amis. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Drink up lads! There's treasure enough for all! I shall take this paltry sum as a stipend to cover my expenses, and a chest of jewels. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! You know this song, parrot? Feel free to join in anytime. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

- Jack Sparrow to a parrot

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"It’s Captain Jack Sparrow we're after, and a fortune in gold. Run up your white flag, you scurvy scum, and bring me Captain Jack Sparrow, or I'll be sending you to Davy Jones." "You will never get the gold! We will never surrender!" "Give 'em a broadside! Pound 'em lads, pound 'em! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Barbossa&mdash;we’re going to sink your ship!" "Captain Jack Sparrow! Show yourself, you miserable cur!"

- Hector Barbossa and Spanish guards

"Strike your colours you bloomin' cockroaches! Surrender Captain Jack Sparrow or by thunder we'll burn this city to the ground!" "Two shot holes Captain&mdash;one clean through the mizzenmast." "They need a bit of persuasion mateys. Fire at will!"

- Hector Barbossa and a pirate crewman

"Where be Captain Jack Sparrow? Speak up! Or do you fancy a swim with Davy Jones?" "Don't tell him Carlos! Don’t be chicken!" "Pipe the lubber aloft mateys. Where be Captain Jack Sparrow and the treasure ya' bilge rat?!" "Do not tell him, Carlos! No, no, no, no!"

- Treasure Keeper and Carlos' wife

"Ha ha! Fool him, I did, by golly. Search all you wants Captain Jack Sparrow, you'll never find the treasure without a look at this here map, and this lovely key to the treasure!"

- Pooped Pirate

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"Out of rum. Why? Why are we out of rum?"

- Jack Sparrow

"I always wonder why they call it the Flying Dutchman. I don't get it."

- Jack Sparrow

"Batten down the hatches, mates, it's gonna get ugly! Relatively speaking."

- Jack Sparrow

"Hit the deck!"

- Jack Sparrow

"I'll see you to Davy Jones...Jones. Fire! [cannon fires at Jack] Apparently, I should've been more specific. Consider that a warning!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Right, mates. Now it's our turn! Let's show ol' Captain Calamari what we're made of, eh? Savvy? Port side cannon...Fire!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Well done, mates. I knew you had it in you. Now, come back in eight minutes and we'll do it all over again, eh?"

- Jack Sparrow

"Now, on deck! Batten down the hatches, weigh anchor! We sail...with the tide."

- Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"Ye come seeking adventure and salty pirates, eh? Aye, you've come to the proper place. You seek the legend. You seek Captain Jack Sparrow. But heed this warning: only a true pirate be fit to sail with Captain Jack. And that methinks is a perilous voyage for even the bravest of seafarers. So, then, who among you thinks ye has what it takes to join Captain Jack's ruddy crew? Say 'aye!'" "Aye!" "Ha! Then prepare to be put to the test, and face the trials of a pirate's life."

- Talking Skull and guests

"So, if ye have what it takes to be a ruddy pirate, raise your fist in the air and let me hear you say 'Arr!'" "Arr!" "Arrrharharhar! That be what I'd like to hear! Now, muster up and stand at attention for Captain...Jack...Sparrow!"

- Talking Skull and guests

"Mark well what ye saw here today, mateys, and always remember this as the day you sail with Captain Jack Sparrow."

- Talking Skull

Dialogue
"I'm not that kind of girl!" "All evidence to the contrary."

- Redhead and Jack Sparrow

"Out of rum. Why? Why are we out of rum?" "I wonder."

- Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"How did all of these people get in my cave?" "That's your new crew, Captain." "Why do I need a new crew in my cave?" "For the battle, sir." "Battle? What battle? [cannon fire] Ah, that battle! Batten down the hatches, mates, it's gonna get ugly! Relatively speaking."

- Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"I'll see you to Davy Jones...Jones. Fire! [cannon fires at Jack] Apparently, I should've been more specific. Consider that a warning!" "Fire at will!" "Will?! Where are you, young William. Show yourself!"

- Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"Ahoy there, Captain Jack!" "Ahoy back, strange, inexplicably talking skull in the sky." "Your new recruits have served you well. Prove themselves in battle, they did." "You have trained them well, my floating, curiously luminous friend."

- Talking Skull and Jack Sparrow

"Well done, mates. I knew you had it in you. Now, come back in eight minutes and we'll do it all over again, eh?" "All right, mateys. Time to taketh the Pirate's Oath. Captain Jack, would you do the honors?" "It would be my honor to do the honors, which I will now do...now. Honorably. Raise your right hands, and I shall reciteth the Oath...th. Right, then. All who wants to be a pirate, say 'aye'! Perfect! Congratulations, you're all pirates. Welcome to me humble crew."

- Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"Prepare to make sail! Yo ho, yo ho&mdash;" "Capital idea, Captain Jack! Come on, me hearties, join us in a round!" "Don't mind if I do." "Not that kind of a round! Sing, everyone!" "Yo, ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, drink up me hearties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hearties yo ho!"

- Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"All these beautiful mermaids. Creatures of legend and lore, right in front of me! What an exciting adventure, indeed!"

- Jack Sparrow about the mermaids

"Why is it always magic and curses and metal ships and weird little dolls?"

- Jack Sparrow

"I regret nothing, ever."

- Jack Sparrow to Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III

"And, if you remember, though you probably don't, as a lamebrain like you can barely seem to remember that the Florida coast is west of the Antilles, what I was refering to as 'stupid' was your plot to mutiny."

- Jack Sparrow to Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III

"Here you are just thinking 'Jackie's not good enough to be a pirate, why can't he be more like his cousin Valerie, or Grandmama, proper pirates they be aye matey', and whatnot..."

- Jack Sparrow to Teague

"So, your ability to remain free resides in the hands of a rum trafficker smitten with the drink."

- Jack Sparrow to Teague

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"...and a captain who is clearly mad?"

- Laura Smith

"Proceed carefully, Jack Sparrow. You've already drunk a sip of what the sea has in store for you."

- Tia Dalma

"Captain Jack Sparrow, biggest troublemaker on the Seven Seas."

- Laura Smith

"Now, it's high time I board the Misty Lady and make us all scarce. Mind terribly giving me a lift?"

- Teague to Jack Sparrow

Dialogue
"The Sword of Cortés is not a treasure I'm going to part with." "Not all treasure is silver and gold, Jack Sparrow."

- Jack Sparrow and the three "Blue Tails"

"Proceed carefully, Jack Sparrow. You've already drunk a sip of what the sea has in store for you. And be warned, the Sword is not the only curse Cortes has left behind." "No worries, love. From now on, it's only uncursed treasure for us. Riches are a perfectly fine way to secure freedom. Savvy?"

- Tia Dalma and Jack Sparrow

"What in the Seven Seas could you possibly want this piece of pawnshop trash for?" "Trash? The only trash I see here are two little boys lost at sea and a pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel!" "Hold it there, mate. This is my pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel, and you're standing aboard it, so you might want to show it, and me, her captain, some respect."

- Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"Now, 'Captain'. Please, vacate this ship. It is the property of the East India Trading Company." "Over my dead body."

- Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III and Jack Sparrow

"Jackie! Where on earth did you learn to fight like that? You were always so&mdash;well, frankly, awful." "Oh, it's you."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Nice job, Jackie!" "Oh, shut up."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"I think this situation is what one might call a 'pickle'." "Mmmm, pickles be tasty sometimes."

- Jack Sparrow and Renegade Robbie

"Do you want to come back?" "No." "Very well, then. We can leave you at our next port&mdash;Tortuga."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"This rum is half gone. WHY is the rum gone? I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it!"

- Jack Sparrow to the crew of the Fair Wind

"Risky thing, helping slaves escape. If you'll recall, slave hunters have large, fierce dogs, and they carry pistols. The slave hunters, not the dogs."

- Jack Sparrow to Cutler Beckett

"I'm having trouble recalling your name. Princess...Amenrah? No. Ah, I remember. Princess Amenirdis. Welcome to my humble vessel, Your Highness."

- Jack Sparrow to Amenirdis

"If Chamba hasn't explained, this is what's happening. We've got a rogue pirate closing in on us, and he's made his intention to attack us clear. The rogue pirates are the ones that give no quarter, savvy? That means they take no prisoners. If they capture us, we're all dead."

- Jack Sparrow to Amenirdis, Tarek, and Shabako

"Most men want to kiss pretty girls that they...like, and, um, care about. Especially if the pretty girl gets within kissing range. We don't always do it, obviously, but the impulse is there."

- Jack Sparrow to Amenirdis

"I say, to hell with the Cutler Becketts of this world, and to hell with their so-called ‘legal’ ways of doing business. Once a pirate, always a pirate. I know that now, and I swear from now on, it's the pirate life for me!"

- Jack Sparrow to Robert Greene

"Mates, I now libate—if there indeed be such a word, which I rather doubt—our lovely angel here. May she watch out for us, keep us safe, and guide us on our journeys! I christen thee...the Black Pearl!"

- Jack Sparrow to his crew

"You will be pleased when we clear the harbor and put up the t’gallants and royals. I believe that with the wind, the Pearl will be the fastest ship you've ever sailed on. Uncatchable, savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Domingo Velasquez

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"He's an interesting man." "A gross understatement, my dear. Jack is an absolutely fascinating man. You're unlikely to meet anyone else like him."

- Amenirdis and Esmeralda

"Lots of rum, lots of women. That's Jack for you."

- Esmeralda

Dialogue
"I win again, Jacques! It is my day, not yours!" "He who wins the day must buy the drinks. It's traditional."

- Christophe-Julien de Rapièr and Jack Sparrow

"Good afternoon, lovely ladies, and esteemed gentlemen. My apologies for my tardiness. I needed to assume more...suitable...attire." "If you must come in, Jacky boy, sit down and stop babbling." "And our esteemed Keeper of the Code, Captain Teague, of course."

- Jack Sparrow and Edward Teague

"Teague can be...rough...on those who annoy him." "I’ve heard..."

- Jack Sparrow and Esmeralda

"And who be ye, lad?" "Jack Sparrow. It's always regrettable to hear about the loss of a good ship, Captain Barbossa." "Aye, 'tis. And when we find the scurvy blackguard responsible, he can apologize to me little Polly personally, in Davy Jones's locker."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I have eight pesos. How many do you need?" "Neptune’s nightgown, love! You can't go flashing that much money here! This is Shipwreck City! Are you mad?"

- Esmeralda and Jack Sparrow

"Don't think the thought of mounting a search for Zerzura hasn't occurred to me, Captain. That was nearly the first thing I thought of, when I reached my new assignment." "The only problem with legends like that, is that most of them don't include treasure maps."

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"I'll do my best to round up the crew we'll need...Cap'n." "Doesn't that sound beautiful? Captain Jack Sparrow. Nice ring to it, eh?"

- Robert Greene and Jack Sparrow

"Ah, Captain Sparrow! How nice that you could join us for luncheon. Allow me to introduce my houseguest. This is Viscount, Lord Reginald Marmaduke Bracegirdle-Penwallow, the EITC’s Director of African Affairs." "It is a pleasure to meet you, Lord Penwallow." "Thank you, Captain Sparrow, and I must say the pleasure is all mine. It’s an honor to meet the captain who so nearly broke the record for sailing the Triangle—and on the vessel’s maiden voyage as an EITC ship, too! Well done, well done, Captain Sparrow!"

- Cutler Beckett, Jack Sparrow and Reginald Marmaduke Bracegirdle-Penwallow

"About last night. Me memory is a bit...foggy." "I am not surprised by that. You were wounded and lost a fair amount of blood. I understand you took a knock on the head. And, of course, you were drunk." "All of those things are true. But I do remember watching you unhook your corselet, and let down your hair...and then you kissed me..." "Ah, you do remember." "But after we kissed... Nothing. Did we...?" "No. You fell asleep." "Oh. Me arm feels much better today. And I'm not a bit sleepy, now. Perhaps we can, er, remedy last night's, er, omission?" "I think that might be possible."

- Jack Sparrow and Esmeralda

"Captain Sparrow, do you believe that I am gullible? Or stupid, even?" "Oh, no, Mr. Beckett. No, sir. No."

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Jack, this letter arrived yesterday, from Lord Penwallow, my former patron. In it, he chastises me for not delivering his cargo." "People aren't cargo, mate."

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"She's just a ship. Made of wood, and canvas. You're going to destroy your own property? Just to get back at me?" "She's not just a ship to you, Jack. And yes. That's precisely what I am going to do."

- Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett

"You are not of the Brethren Court! Who are you, audacious boy, to summon me thus?" "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow...sir." "Ahhhhhh...I remember you now. Teague's whelp."

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"You are young to be a captain, boy." "Thank you, Captain Jones. I'm really quite good at it, I assure you. And I'd like to remain a captain."

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"What is it you want? And what have you to trade for it?" "Well, I have my immortal soul. At least, I'm pretty sure I didn't misplace it somewhere along the way."

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Go on, Sparrow. What is it you want?" "Well, that will take a little while to enumerate, but I've got it all worked out. Do you mind if I sit down? I've had rather a rough day, all things considered..."

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"How odd. Must have words with that first mate of mine. Bit of a loose cannon, he is."

- Jack Sparrow on Hector Barbossa

"Barbossa thinks his hat outshines mine because of the ostrich feathers, but everyone knows that it just makes his head look like the ratty nest of a dead bird."

- Jack Sparrow to Catastrophe Shane

"Spanish pirates! Vagabonds and lummoxes! What are they doing in our Caribbean, I'd like to know? Don't they have their own sea to pillage and plunder?"

- Jack Sparrow

"'Popular with the ladies' is my middle name. Well, that and 'danger'. And 'freedom'. And possibly Robert. Depends on who you ask, really."

- Jack Sparrow

Dialogue
"I don't know what you're playing at, but I know you can hear me, Jack." "Oh, sorry. I presumed you must be addressing some other Jack, one who was not captain of the finest ship ever to sail the Seven Seas—since surely if you were addressing me, you would have said 'Captain Jack,' isn't that right?" "My apologies, Captain Jack."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Billy Turner? Is it really you?" "Oh, hello, Jack. I wondered if I would see you here sooner or later." "But this is marvelous! This is your lucky day, old friend! It just so happens that due to surprising and unforeseen circumstances entirely beyond my control, there is a position available with my crew."

- Jack Sparrow and Billy Turner

"But this is marvelous! This is your lucky day, old friend! It just so happens that due to surprising and unforeseen circumstances entirely beyond my control, there is a position available with my crew." "Tie up yer own cursed ship! I'm off to find a ship whose cap'n ain't barmy as a seagull." "Perhaps more than one position, then. Know anyone else who might want to join us?"

- Jack Sparrow and one of his crewmen

"I mean, you want me to join your crew. Thanks, Jack, flattered, but I'm not looking for work. I'm just trying to get home." "But Billy, lad! Take a look at my ship! The Black Pearl, Billy&mdash;remember the stories we used to hear about the fastest ship in the world? This is it! But it's even faster now." "Not faster than Davy Jones's ship, the Flying Dutchman." "Pfft."

- Billy Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Come on, Bill&mdash;we're going to have grand adventures!" "Pirate adventures, you mean. No thanks, Jack. I have responsibilities now." "Yes. And how is the little wife?" "She's doing very well, Jack. I know she'd love for you to visit. And then you could meet our son." "Your what? Come again?" "Our son, Jack&mdash;we have a baby boy." "Oh. Did you name him Jack, by any chance?" "I'm afraid not, Jack. He's a William, like me."

- Billy Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Wouldn't you like to take some pirate gold back to your baby-who-is-not-named-Jack?" "I left to make my fortune on a merchant ship, but we were attacked by Spanish pirates not far from here, and they stole the ship. I've been stranded on Tortuga ever since."

- Jack Sparrow and Billy Turner

"New Holland? Is Old Holland anywhere near Shanghai? Maybe he just got confused. Anyway, it could be worse. We could have veered off to Australia." "You dolt! New Holland is Australia!"

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"What a most fortunate meeting this is. The gods have indeed given us their favor today. Please, come aboard the Empress so we can meet properly." "Oh, that's all right. Quite happy over here, thanks." "No, really. I insist." "An who is doing the inviting, if I might ask?" "Me? Is it not obvious? I am Sao Feng." "Sao Feng, Sao Feng. Nope, never heard of 'im." "Never heard of me! I'm only the fiercest captain to ever sail the South China Sea! The Seven Seas, in fact!" "The fiercest, eh? Then shouldn't you be the Pirate Lord of Singapore and the South China Sea? Last I heard, it was a fellow by the name of Liang Dao." "Liang Dao is my older brother. He inherited the title of Pirate Lord from our father."

- Sao Feng and Jack Sparrow

"I say, Diego, could you just reach in and grab that for me? I don't want to get my hands wet." "No, senor! You grab it! This is your quest!"

- Jack Sparrow and Diego de Leon

"I never thought I'd get to go to India. Where does this Pirate Lord live?" "Around, er, these parts." "What our dear captain means is near Bombay. Sri Sumbhajee has been tormenting the ships going in and out of this port for years."

- Carolina, Jack Sparrow, and Hector Barbossa

"If we can find Sri Sumbhajee's base before he knows we're there, then we attack with the element of surprise. I say we go in with guns a-blazing and swords held high and demand that he hand over is vial of Shadow Gold." "That is just the kind of original thinking I expect from you, Barbossa."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Fortune has clearly brought us here." "Felt more like a horrible, wet, nasty storm than fortune to me. We're going to regret this."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"How old is she?" "Safer not to ask."

- Jack Sparrow and Teague on Grandmama

"Finding a new crew in Tortuga...I feel like we've been here before, Hector, don't you? What do they call that? Deja-booty?" "You leave it to me, Captain. I'll find us a new crew. I'll take care of everything." "Wonderful. Wake me once we'ree in the Atlantic, will you?"

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"You are getting married? How far along are you?" "Ha! My groom has dreamy eyes and speaks fancy words, with lots of syllables." "My groom is a cap'n. Men all over the world speak his name..." [showing off her finger which wore engagement ring with a red-ish diamond] [showing off a very similar ring]"Perhaps you've heard of my fiancé?" [both]"Jack Sparrow?" [both growl in anger] "That scoundrel! Thinks he can marry the both of us!"

- Scarlett and Giselle

"How dare you!" "Where is Jack?" "Yeah!"

- Giselle and Scarlett

"No! Don't you see? This is all the doing of one man! Jack Sparrow!" "Sparrow..." "Where?!"

- Auctioneer, a pirate and Mungard

"Next time I see him, I'll be re-acquainting Jack Sparrow with the palm of my hand." "So will I. Not that I didn't trust Jack, but in case he got cold feet, I thought, perhaps, taking these out of his boat might slow him down a bit."

- Giselle and Scarlett

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

- Jack Sparrow to Mullroy and Murtogg

"Commodore Norrington, My effects, please! And My hat!"

- Jack Sparrow to Commodore Norrington

"Gentlemen, m'lady; you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

- Jack Sparrow to Royal Navy soldiers and Elizabeth Swann.

"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and old Jack. Come on. Come on. That's a boy. Good boy. Come get the bone. That's a good boy. Come on. A bit closer. A bit closer. That's it. That's it, doggy. Come on, you filthy, slimy, mangy cur. (dog hears something) No, no, no. Don't do that. (dog runs away) No, no, no, no, no! I didn't mean it. I didn't..."

- Jack Sparrow to the Prison Dog

"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

- Jack Sparrow to Koehler and Twigg

"So there is a curse...that's interesting."

- Jack Sparrow to Koehler and Twigg

"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."

- Jack Sparrow to William Turner

"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Gillette

"Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make way! We'd have had a hard time of it by ourselves."

- Jack Sparrow taunting Commodore Norrington after stealing the Interceptor

"Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs after waking him

"Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer, man."

- Jack Sparrow to Cotton

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

- Jack Sparrow to the crew of the Interceptor

"Last time...I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time...the rumrunners used this island as a cache. They came by and I was able to barter passage off."

- Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

- Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann

"'Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you'&mdash;Well it bloody is now!"

- Jack Sparrow imitating Elizabeth Swann on Black Sam's Spit

"They'll be no living with her after this."

- Jack Sparrow when he first saw the HMS Dauntless

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this. [Turns to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually...Ecumenically...Grammatically? [To James Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. [To Elizabeth Swann] Elizabeth. It would never have worked between us darling...I'm sorry. [To Will Turner] Will...nice hat. Friends. This is the day that you will always remember as the day that&mdash;[Falls off]"

- Jack Sparrow saying his farewell

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"That is without doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen."

- Commodore James Norrington about Jack Sparrow

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem."

- Theodore Groves and James Norrington

"Not a lot's known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta. That was before I'd met him, back when he was captain of the Black Pearl."

- Joshamee Gibbs to Will Turner

"He plays things closer to the vest now. And a hard-learned lesson it was. See, three days into the venture, the First Mate comes up to him and says everything's an equal share. That should mean the location of the treasure too. So, Jack gives up the bearings. That night, there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die, but not before he'd gone mad with the heat."

- Joshamee Gibbs to Will Turner

"I know why we're here. I meant, why aren't we doing what Mr. Sparrow said we should do, with the cannons and all?" "Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it." "...You think he wasn't telling the truth?"

- Murtogg and Commodore Norrington

"Ten years you carry that pistol, and now you waste your shot." "He didn't waste it."

- Hector Barbossa to Jack, and Will Turner to Barbossa

"I thought we might endure some ill-conceived escape attempt, but not from you." "On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency. And this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He's a pirate!" "And a good man."

- James Norrington, Weatherby Swann and Will Turner after Jack Sparrow's failed escape

"Idiot. He has nowhere to go but back to the noose!"

- Gillette

Dialogue
"Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. And I shall need to know your name." "What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?" "...Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith."

- Harbormaster and Jack Sparrow

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, 'Mr. Smith'?" "Yeah. And no lies." "Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

- Mullroy, Murtogg and Jack Sparrow

"I said no lies." "I think he's telling the truth." "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us." "Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

- Murtogg, Mullroy and Jack Sparrow

"Well, well. Jack Sparrow, isn't it?" "Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir." "Well, I don't see your ship, Captain." "I'm in the market, as it were."

- James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"No additional shot nor powder. A compass that doesn’t point North. [Then taking Jacks sword and looking at it] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of." "But you have heard of me."

- James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?" "You threatened Miss Swann." "...Only a little."

- Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Who makes all these?" "I do! And I practice with them...three hours a day!" "...You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?" "I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!"

- Jack Sparrow and William Turner

"If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?" "...Agreed." "Agreed. Get me out."

- Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Everyone stay calm, we're taking over the ship." "Aye, avast!"

- Jack Sparrow and William Turner

"Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again." "You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you." "Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"

- Jack Sparrow and William Turner

"Now, as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these. What a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for example, I can let you drown. But I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesy, savvy? So...Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?" "Tortuga?" "Tortuga."

- Jack Sparrow and William Turner

"Take what you can." "Give nothin' back!"

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"How the blazes did you get off that island?" "When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate&hellip;I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away in my ship?" "No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?" "But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need." "Of the two of us, I'm the only one who hasn't committed mutiny. Therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you. Funny old world, isn't it?"

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I'm having a thought here, Barbossa. What say we run up a flag of truce, I scurry over to the Interceptor, and I negotiate the return of your medallion, eh? What say you to that?" "Now you see, Jack, that's exactly the attitude that lost you the Pearl. People are easy to search when they're dead. Lock him in the brig."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"I really rather hope we were past all this." "Jack. Jack...Did ye not notice? That be the same little island we made you governor of on our last little trip." "...I did notice."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum!" "Yes, the rum is gone." "Why is the rum gone?" "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?" "But why is the rum gone?"Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye open and you will see white sails on that horizon."

- Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"You've been planning this from the beginning, ever sense you learned my name!?" "...Yeah."

- Will Turner and Jack Sparrow after seeing Jack stealing one of the coins secretly and convincing Barbossa to attack the Dauntless.

"All hands to the boats!...Apologies, you give the orders." "Gents, take a walk."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict." "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgment day and trumpets sound? Hmm?" "Or you could surrender."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Captain Sparrow. The Black Pearl is yours." "...On deck, you scabrous dogs! Hands to braces! Let go and haul to run free. Now...Bring me that horizon. [hums to himself] And really bad eggs...Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

- Anamaria and Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"With no ship of our own to give chase, Will and I were forced, by circumstances, to take actions that some might consider piracy. We set sail aboard the Interceptor, a brisk and sturdy vessel formerly the British Royal Navy."

- Jack Sparrow

"Nassau. Lovely town. So much to see and do. But I'd picked a rueful time to visit, for the eve of my arrival the town came under siege by Black Smoke James&mdash;named for the cloud of black smoke he created to baffle his enemies. He was desirous to appoint himself magistrate of the island&mdash;a detail of grave concern to the man who a priori held the position."

- Jack Sparrow

"The situation was grim. The not-very-often heroic Will Turner had handed himself over as Barbossa's prisoner. While I was marooned once again on Rum Island. This time with the lady Elizabeth at me side, which improved the view dramatically. Nevertheless, we've no hope of escape."

- Jack Sparrow

Dialogue
"And for these crimes, you have been sentenced, on this day, to be hanged by the neck until dead." "Define 'dead'. Where did you get all that?" "The crimes of Captain Sparrow are notorious. Among our many sources, we have a detailed account of your recent criminal activities in the town of Port Royal." "'Criminal activities'? Nonsense. Port Royal would've been burnt to cinders if it were not for my heroic interventions."

- Alberto Chaves and Jack Sparrow

"Will, lead her back to the ship! I'll keep these scallywags at bay with the point of me blade." "We can but humbly surrender to your dashing bravery and superior swordmanship." "Well, then. That certainly makes things easier."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Have you gone mad? Your account couldn't be further from the truth. Elizabeth escaped on her own. It was you taken captive by Barbossa aboard the Black Pearl." "Yes, of course. So helpful to have you by my side, correcting my inaccuracy."

- Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Oh, 'tis an honor indeed to have you back aboard me ship." "My ship." "Jack Sparrow&mdash;" "Captain." "The man who vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. The man who sunk a French war galleon with naught but his cutlass and a diving bell. The man who sacked Nassau Port without firing a shot. Mustn't leave that one out." "I've often wondered just how you managed to pull off such a trick." "Ah, therein lies a tale."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"You don't happen to have a lovely sister by the name of Ethel, do you?"

- Jack Sparrow to a pirate

"Leave a nice tip, mate! Jeremy here pours a spirited spirit."

- Jack Sparrow to a pirate

Dialogue
"...And preceded to eat his own finger, to which I replied, that's not right. Even if he did know where that finger's been. Ah yes, master Gibbs tells me you've taken her. So how is she? As beautiful as ever? A word of warning mate, once you've had a taste, you'll only want more. Lest you start to covet the Black Pearl for your own, know this. The wind is her true master." "Aye, it is." "To control the wind is to control her destiny." "Aye, it is!" "And there is a way to control the wind." "Aye...there is?" "Don't take my word for it. It's written in stone, on a thing called the Headstone." "The Headstone! we're not going back there, are we?" "You've done well so far. Now this is for your efforts. But, help me find the Headstone and I promise you it will be work your while. The catch is, no map will lead you to it, but I happen to know where it's buried...Padres. Padres... Del Fuego you know, the volcano. Lava, natives chanting, headstone thrones." "Rough place, Padres, very shaky." "Go there at once! We wouldn't want to lose this prize to our dear friends in the Royal Navy. I'm told they're on the hunt already. When you get there, find Valentina. She might know where to start looking. And I will meet up with you there as soon as Master Gibbs here can ready the crew."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs speaking to a pirate

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"Where's that yellow coward Sparrow? Beck, we had a deal! But Sparrow paid me double what you was payin'. A pretty piece of profit, too! So here's your gold back. 'Course I was going to reimburse you... as it were."

- Jolly Roger and Bo Beck

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh, that's why."

- onboard the Black Pearl

"As you were, gents."

- Jack Sparrow to his sleeping crew

"Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost&mdash; [a wave splashes over him]...Captain Jack Sparrow."

- Jack Sparrow to the Pelegostos

"Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."

- Jack Sparrow to Gibbs, after escaping from Isla de Pelegostos

"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills Mister Gibbs, now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!"

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs on Jack the Monkey

"No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Look! An undead monkey. Top that!"

- Jack Sparrow to Tia Dalma

"Hide the rum."

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs after meeting up with Elizabeth Swann in Tortuga

"Still rooting for you, mate!"

- Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist"

- Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

- Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann on the chance to do something brave

"Oh, shut it!"

- Jack Sparrow to Hadras

"Oh, bugger."

- repeated line

"I'll handle this, mate. Oi, fish-face! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [Mis-steps, falls down the stairs out of view. Pause, then Jack's hand, holding the jar comes back into view] Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git?! Look what I've got. [sing-song voice] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"

- Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones

"Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?"

- searching for the heart of Davy Jones

"Hello, beastie."

- Jack Sparrow to the Kraken

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"Have you noticed lately, the captain seems to be acting a bit strange...er?" "Setting sail without knowing his own heading. Something's got Jack vexed, and mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all."

- Marty and Joshamee Gibbs

"We wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend, Captain Sparrow." "More acquaintance than friend. How do you know him?" "We've had dealings in the past. And we've each left our mark on the other." "What mark did he leave on you?"

- Cutler Beckett and Will Turner

"Captain Jack Sparrow? Owes me four doubloons. Heard he was dead."

- Sailor to William Turner

"Singapore. That's what I heard. Drunk, with a smile on his face. Sure as the tide, Jack Sparrow turn up in Singapore."

- Sailor to William Turner

"Why is Jack afraid of the open ocean?" "Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature with giant tentacles that'll suction your face clean off, and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness...The Kraken. They say the stench of its breath is like...Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses...If you believe such things." "And the key will spare him that?" "Now that's the very question Jack wants answered. Bad enough, even, to go visit...her." "Her?" "...Aye."

- Will Turner and Joshamee Gibbs

"You came back. I always knew you were a good man."

- Elizabeth Swann

"Aye. And already the world seems a bit less bright. He fooled us all, right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow!" "Never another like Captain Jack." "He was a gentleman of fortune, he was." "He was a good man."

- Joshamee Gibbs, Ragetti, Pintel and Elizabeth Swann

"What would you, hm? What would any of you be willing to do, hm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond, to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?"

- Tia Dalma to Jack's crew

Dialogue
"Is that how you're all feeling, then? That perhaps dear ol' Jack is not serving your best interests as captain? [Squawks] "Walk the plank!" "What did the bird say?!"

- Jack Sparrow and Cotton's Parrot

"Gentlemen, what do keys do?" "Keys unlock things?" "And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."

- Jack Sparrow, Leech, and Joshamee Gibbs

"So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks." "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" "So, we're going after this key." "You're not making any sense at all."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?" "He sent me. Davy Jones." "Ah. So it's you, then. He shanghaied you into service, eh?" "I chose it."

- Jack Sparrow and Bootstrap Bill Turner

"No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable, we are. Were. Have been. Before." "I'll watch your back." "It's me front I'm worried about."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement!" "Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon." "Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow? Ha ha ha!"

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Us." "Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene."

- Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"You are a disappointment. A big disappointment."

- Jack Sparrow while dueling

"I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!"

- Jack Sparrow to Eduardo Villanueva

"Do hope you enjoy this brief time we have together, as I'll quickly defeat you."

- Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"Been rescued before. Never seems to stick."

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa in Davy Jones' Locker

"Remember, he who fights and runs away, lives to run away again!"

- Jack Sparrow

"And so the tale is told, a soul is lost, and the sea moves over, uncaring, unchanging, forever."

- Jack Sparrow

Dialogue
"You would sleep through your own hanging, Jack." "I just assumed they'd wake me." "There's only one hour until daylight, Jack. One hour to escape the hangman's noose." "Escape? My favorite two syllable word. You have a plan?" "Always. Just follow my lead, eh?"

- Edward Teague and Jack Sparrow

"You would sleep through your own hanging, Jack." "Tell em' to start without me."

- Edward Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Company, Jack. Lots of company. You have to find the gypsy woman, Tia Dalma. She’s in Port Royal... somewhere. She can help you rally the pirate brethren, Jack, and that’s the only thing as might save our skins." "Normally I would oblige: however, regrettably, and lamentably, there’s not a sail in sight."

- Edward Teague and Jack Sparrow on the shore of the Turkish prison

"Looks like you've seen a ghost." "I am haunted by a little agreement I made. The Black Pearl raised from the depths - in exchange for my soul, in servitude aboard the Flying Dutchman." "Not a very good deal." "Seemed like a good idea at the time. Now the devil wants his due, and... land. Must reach land!" "Where to, Jack?" "Port Royal. There's someone there... usually chock-a-block with helpful advice in such situations, savvy?" "And who is that?" "The beautiful yet quite exotic voodoo queen, Tia Dalma."

- Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Port Royal? Not exactly a safe place, is it, Jack? Beckett has a price on our heads." "Desperate men will go to desperate lengths. And better being hung than being someone's dinner, eh, mate? Now witness my desperate search for the voodoo queen, Tia Dalma."

- Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Tortuga, Jack?" "Yes, general rule: it's never not a good idea to sail to Tortuga."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!" "I am a Pirate Lord, and you are nothing!"

- Jack Sparrow to Eduardo Villanueva

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"My peanut!"

- first line

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before."

- in Davy Jones' Locker

"The Locker, you say?"

- to Joshamee Gibbs

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded."

- to William Turner, Hector Barbossa, Pintel, Ragetti,and Elizabeth Swann

"I quite like the sound of that: Captain Jack Sparrow&hellip;the last pirate."

- Jack Sparrow

"He needs the Pearl, "Captain Turner" needs the Pearl. And you felt guilty, and you and your Brethren Court...Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"

- Jack Sparrow about about his rescue.

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

- to Cutler Beckett

"We must fight&hellip;to run away."

- to the Brethren Court

"Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipper glorious little sausages. Pen'em up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or...or fish nature. So yes, we could hole up here, well provisioned and well armed, and half of us would be dead within the month, which quite seems grim to me any way you slice it. Or...uhhh...as my...learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful—I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left but with one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth...Captain Swann. We must fight."

- Jack Sparrow to the Brethren Court

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."

- One of Jack Sparrow's hallucinations

"Oi, my pistol!"

- Jack Sparrow to Clanker

"Ladies! Will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced E-GRE-GIOUS. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

- to Scarlett and Giselle

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the Land of the Dead, is so I could send him back myself!"

- Sao Feng

"Do you think he plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along?"

- Theodore Groves to Cutler Beckett

"I hate him!"

- Will Turner

Dialogue
"Jack Sparrow." "Ah, Hector. It's been too long. Hasn't it?" "Aye. Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me." "...No I didn't."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Still thinkin' of runnin', Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know, the problem with bein' the last of anythin', is by and by there'll be none left at all." "Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me." "Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back, but passin' on, that's dead certain." "...Summoning the Brethren Court, then, is it?" "It's our only hope, lad." "That's a sad commentary in and of itself." "The world used to be a bigger place." "The world's still the same. There's just&hellip;less in it."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "No, what are you doing?" "What are you doing? "No, what are you doing?" "What are you doing&hellip;er, captain gives orders on the ship." "The captain of this ship is giving orders." "My ship, makes me captain!" "They be my charts." "Well, that makes you&hellip;chart man!"

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow. You pay me a great insult once." "That doesn't sound like me."

- Sao Feng and Jack Sparrow

"With me killed, you'd arrive at the Cove, find it a stronghold, nigh impregnable...able to withstand blockade for years. Then you'd be wishing, 'Oh, if only there was someone I had not killed inside to ensure that the pirates then come outside.'" "And you can accomplish all this, can you?" "...You may kill me, but you may never insult me. Who am I? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

- Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett

"You're mad." "Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work."

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye." "What'd you call him?" &hellip;"Larry."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"This is madness!" "This is politics."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Oh, will you never forgive me?" "&hellip;No."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Do you fear death?" "You've no idea."

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Ha ha&hellip;Lookie here, boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly." "To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!"

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"The chest! Hand it over!" "I can set you free mate." "My freedom was forfeit long ago!"

- Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow." "Cruel is a matter of perspective." "Is it?"

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Jack. It would never have worked out between us." "Keep telling yourself that, darlin'."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Mr. Gibbs." "Cap'n" "...You may throw my hat if you like." "Aye, aye captain!" "Now go and get it."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship gone?," "The ship? We're on the ship. [pause] Jack! The ship's gone!" "Really?"

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"Oh. Short trip."

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"Always wanted to do that."

- Jack Sparrow

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!"

- Jack Sparrow to Scrum

"Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time."

- Jack Sparrow

"The topic, gentlemen, is mutiny. Mutiny most foul."

- Jack Sparrow to his crew

"Death lies before us, as we sail...for the Fountain of Youth."

- Jack Sparrow

"Fight to the bitter end, you cack-handed deck apes!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Take him, men, tie him down tight!"

- Jack Sparrow regarding the Quartermaster

"The ship is ours!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

- Jack Sparrow

"Was that really necessary?"

- Jack Sparrow to Blackbeard

"This I cannot wait to see."

- Jack Sparrow

"You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? I don't have it."

- Jack Sparrow

"The Santiago. Famously captained by Ponce de León. [turns around] Oh. There's no one there. Right, then."

- Jack Sparrow

"Would you mind pointing that thing another way?"

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"...You will bring no harm to Angelica."

- Jack Sparrow

"I could've sworn it was somewhere right around here."

- Jack Sparrow

"It is not the destination so much as the journey, they say."

- Jack Sparrow

"I hate that monkey!"

- Jack Sparrow concerning Jack the monkey

"I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"We know you are in possession of a map."

- Henry Pelham to Jack Sparrow

"He escaped?" "Leave it to me, sire."

- King George II and Hector Barbossa

"Filthy pirate."

- A Royal Guard soldier to Jack Sparrow

"I hear-tell you've been to the Fountain."

- Angelica to Jack Sparrow

"What's your play, Jack?"

- Joshamee Gibbs

"How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

- Angelica to Jack Sparrow

"I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going."

- Angelica to Jack Sparrow

Dialogue
"Hear ye hear ye! Presiding over these trials, all rise and attend for the right honorable Justice Smith!" "Now...what do we have here?"

- Bailiff and Jack Sparrow

"Now...what do we have here?" "Jack?" [The Jailor hits Gibbs with a club] "Not necessary! You were saying?" "Jack...Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs." "Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here." "I told 'em, I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case." "I think that it would be a poor defense, unless you want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Guilty?" "That's not fair!" [Crowd screams in approval] "Shut it! [Bangs his gavel] Joshamee Gibbs. The crime of which you have been found guilty of, is of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life."

- Foreman, Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"What about you, Jack? Last I heard, you were hell-bent to find the Fountain of Youth. Any luck?" "Circumstances arose and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor." "Meaning, you gave up." "I did not! I am just as bent as ever. Hellishly so. I shall taste those waters, Master Gibbs. Mark my words."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"All part of the plan, yes?" "[Jack gets hit by a captain of the Royal Guard]...No."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"You are Jack Sparrow." "...There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere."

- John Carteret and Jack Sparrow

"I've heard of you. And you know who I am." "Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?"

- King George II and Jack Sparrow

"Hector. How nice to see a fellow pirate make good of himself." "Pirate? Nay. Privateer. On a sanctioned mission, under the authority and protection of the Crown." "As may be. But first. What has become of my beloved Pearl?" "I lost the Pearl as I lost my leg!" "Lost the Pearl?" "Aye. I defended her mightily enough, but she be sunk nonetheless." "If that ship be sunk properly, you should be sunk with it."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning side? And you do meet a nicer class of person." "I understand everything...except that wig."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Hello, Jackie!" "Hello, Dad."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"I heard you were putting together a crew." "If enough people keep saying it, then it must be true." "I heard where you're headed. The Fountain." "Have you been there?" "Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?" "...Depends on the light."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Son, the Fountain. There be items required, for the Profane Ritual. Two chalices." "On the map, there was a chalice&mdash;" "Two. Silver. From Ponce de León's ship. You'll need both." "For?" "The Ritual! Don't be a fool, Jackie."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"I hear-tell you've been to the Fountain." "There be a lot of hear-telling these days." "The Fountain of Youth." "Dearest Angelica, fret not. You still have a few usable years left." "[laughs] Always so charming. You didn't answer me." "Eh? Ah, regarding the Fountain. Waste of time."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Milady! I see unseamenlike fellows of officious-looking nature!" "...Friends of yours?" "I may have unintentionally slighted some King or another." "...You haven't changed." "Implying the need?" "Yes. You betrayed me! You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men." "You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted."

- Scrum, Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I was ready to take my vows! And you&mdash;what were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?" "Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"We are at a disadvantage." "Speak for yourself. Unlike some who pretend to be, but cannot in fact hold a candle to, I am Captain Jack Sparrow."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"What is required?" "A mermaid, Jack."

- Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"[Waking up Jack Sparrow]...Show a leg sailor." "...Aye, sir!"

- Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"He's a curious one." "He's been zombiefied." "Eh?" "Zombiefied. Blackbeard's doing. All the officers are the same. Makes em' more compliant." "And perpetually ill-tempered."

- Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"Then it's the Fountain of Youth for him, or him and you, not you and me." "No, Jack, that's the best part. He will be dead." "Ah. You'll be handling that part yourself, then."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"There is a prophecy. Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural." "Oh, no, no. I've seen a thing or two."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"On to it, then. Blackbeard. What are his habits?" "Stays mostly to his cabin." "Yes, but when he comes out..." "He don't really come out." "He must come out sometime."

- Jack Sparrow and his crew

"Any of you sailed with him before? [the crewmen mutters] Any of you seen him before? [the crewmen mutters again] Stays to his cabin. No one's sailed with him, no one's seen him. Good news, gentlemen. This is not Blackbeard's ship. This is not the Queen Anne's Revenge–" "This be the Queen Anne's Revenge, right enough." "How do you know?" "I've seen the name. On the back of the ship."

- Jack Sparrow and Scrum

"Gentlemen...sirs...fellow conscriptees...you have been monstrously deceived." "We are decepted, then?" "Yes. You've nay been informed of the destination. Death lies before us, as we sail...for the Fountain of Youth. It be a sorry plight, mate." "Death, for certain." "The garden of darkened souls." "Untimely our ends will be." "Unless&mdash;we take the ship." "We take the ship, then. Now!" "...Go on, then."

- Jack Sparrow, a few pirates, and Scrum

"Jack...if this is a dream, you can keep the sword and boots on. If it's not&mdash;" "It's a dream." [Swords clashing outside] "...No, it's not!"

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I thought I should give you fair warning: we're taking the ship." "Desgraciado!" "It's nothing personal!" "Sparrow ven aqui o te arranco la cabeza!" "You might be better off if you just..." "Ya!" [shoves sword into door] "...stay out of it."

- Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"You're either with us or against us!" "I'm not with you neither am I against you." "Can he do that?" "He's religious. I believe it's required."

- Salaman, Philip Swift and Jack Sparrow

"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names." "No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their shepherd."

- Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard, while Jack hangs upside down

"Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?" "A fitting last sight for a doomed soul."

- Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard

"Your words surround you like fog, make you hard to see." "And what of you? The mighty Blackbeard. Beheaded, they say. Still, your body swam three times around your ship, then climbed back onboard. And here you are, running scared." "Scared." "To the Fountain." "The Quartermaster sees things before they happen. He has foreseen my death, and so the fates have spoken. The threads of destiny woven." "You have a ridiculously high regard for fate, mate." "And you?" "Me? I'm skeptical of predicting any future...which includes me." "It be foolish to battle fate, but I'd be tempted to cheat it. I will reach the Fountain. You will lead me."

- Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow

"That knife will serve you no better than the mutiny you devised." "Mutiny served me well. It gained me an audience with you." "Oh?" "Aye. To warn you. Regarding your First Mate, who pretends to be persons she is not." "Do tell." "She's not your daughter."

- Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow

"You dare to speak thusly of my flesh and blood?" "Sir. The woman is consummate in the art of deception. I know. As I mostly unwittingly set her on her wicked path. Though I cannot claim credit for her existing abundance of natural talent." "Angelica. My beloved daughter, the one true good thing I have done in this life, and you claim to be the one who corrupted her?" "Sir. What she is, is pure evil. More to be feared than a wild beast. Hungry wild beast with gnashing teeth. Vengeful, hungry, from hell, beast..."

- Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow concerning Angelica

"Hardly appropriate for a First Mate." "Was I the first? I've often wondered."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Retreat, all! To land! For your lives! Retreat, I say!" "Cowards! Back in the water! There be no refuge on land, on my word!"

- Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard

"Clergyman. On the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies get to go. Savvy?" "We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert." "I was thinking more of an as-needed basis."

- Jack Sparrow and Philip Swift

"This is the way, isn't it?" "'Course it is. But we should go around to the east." "That would take us out of the path of the chalices." "Then we'll circle back." "There is no time." "You're the one who insisted on bringing a bloody mermaid." "Well, the mutiny didn't help!" "You walk like a girl." "You would know."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I need those Chalices." "Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall." "You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her." "You won't kill your own daughter!"

- Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow

"You get to choose, Mr. Sparrow." "Oh. [points to each pistol] No. Mm...oh. [picks up one of them] Yes." "You're sure?" "'Course I am." [Blackbeard points the pistol at Angelica; Philip clutches his cross necklace. The pistol clicks.] [hands pistol to Gunner] "Again." [grabs another pistol] "They're not even loaded." [swings the pistol around, his crew ducks; points pistol at the sky, and it fires] "Again." "If you're so keen on killing her, why don't you just let her jump?" "What?" "If you jump and die, she will have her chance. [gestures at the pistols] Again."

- Blackbeard, Jack Sparrow, and Angelica

"Oi. If I jump, will I survive?" "...The doll. [Angelica gives him the doll, and the Quartermaster throws it and Jack screams as it falls] ...Yes, now you will survive." "This is nonsense! I'm going!"

- Jack Sparrow, Quartermaster and Angelica

"You." "No...you." "I was here first. You. Why are you here?" "Blackbeard sent me. Why are you?" "Silver Chalices for my royal liege." "Oh, please." [the Santiago starts to tilt] "Back, back! We have to balance it out!" "Right, then. What if...we each choose an item of approximately equal weight? [picks up a vase, ship tilts over again]" "Put it back! We touch nothing!" [a chest slides out] "But what about that?" "The Chalices." [Barbossa steps backwards, ship tilts once more, moving the Chalices towards him] "Oi! Why do you get to look first?" "Fine, then!" [they switch sides, ship tilts again, they crawl towards the chest and grab its lid] "...Together.""

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow while in the Santiago

"This is the woman from Seville." "Ah. You pretended to love her and left her and broke her heart." "Worse. I may have had...briefly, mind you...stirrings." "Stirrings?" "Stirrings." "What, like...feelings, you mean?" "No, no, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... [Gibbs raises eyebrow] All right, feelings, damn you." "And you left her still. Oh, that's low." "...Thank you.""

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"So...You're not after the Fountain." "I care not for King George or tavern yarns that give hope for a healed limb. But I'd give my left arm for a chance at Blackbeard." "Not your right?" "I need me good arm to drive my poisoned blade through his heart." "I'll see you get the chance, mate."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Shall we have a drink?" "We'll drink at the Fountain!"

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Firstly, I'll be having my compass back. No, that's secondly. Firstly, on your word...you will bring no harm to Angelica." "I'll make no vow to the likes of you, Sparrow."

- Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard

"Jack, have you ever, in fact, seen with your own eyes, the Fountain of Youth?" "...I'm sorry, could you repeat the question, please?"

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I hate you." "The bloke who saved your life." "The years I possess, stolen from my own father!" "I only helped Blackbeard do what any father should have done." "You are cruel. And ignorant."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Admit it, Jack. You still love me." "If you had a sister and a dog...I'd choose the dog." "Treasure! There is a chest with jewels! Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide!" "You're making that up." "Wait. I am with child...Yours." "I don't recall that we ever had&mdash;" "You were drunk!" "I've actually never been that drunk." "Wait. There's something I want to say to you. Something I wanted to say from the moment we first met." "...Go on then." "I love you." "...As do I. Always have, always will. [leans in close to kiss Angelica]...I gotta go."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?" "We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. [waves his fingers]" "I know a man with a goat." "Good, I can go like this. [waves his fingers]"

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Jack, I have to ask. You had the Chalices, the water, the tear. You could've lived, maybe forever." "The Fountain does test you, Gibbs. But better to not know which moment may be your last, every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. [Gibbs chuckles] I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?"

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
"You're not facing normal pirates. Cruel, demented, vicious pirates to be certain. But cruel, demented, vicious pirates who cannot be killed."

- Jack Sparrow

"You see, I've got this honest streak in me&mdash;in its own way, a sort of curse."

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"You be careful around her, Jack - she's pretty enough, she'll steal your heart - but pure evil inside." "I'll watch my back."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Damn it, Jack, I was almost liking you." "I know."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"The immortal Captain Jack Sparrow. Has such a lovely ring to it. It's not a bad look, really. Eh?"

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

Kingdom Hearts II
"Thanks, Sparrow." "CAPTAIN Sparrow." "I'm Sora. This is Donald and Goofy."

- Will Turner, Jack Sparrow and Sora

"Treasure's already his. So's the curse upon it. I've no desire for such treacherous spoils. But I will have back what's mine&mdash;the Black Pearl!"

- Jack Sparrow on Barbossa

"Ahoy matey!" "Ridiculous imitation, and yet I'm flattered."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow
"Oh, 'tis an honor, indeed, to have ya back aboard me ship...The man who vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company...The man who sunk a French war galleon with naught but his cutlass and a diving bell." "The man who sacked Nassau Port without firing a shot..." "Jack Sparrow." "Captain. Mustn't leave that one out."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

The Eye of Despair!
"Good sense? Me? You have no idea who you're dealing with..."

- Jack Sparrow to John Stryke

The Buccaneer's Heart!
"Meet Captain Edward Teach, better known as 'Blackbeard'!"

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"What are your orders "Wicked Will"? Shall we raise the Union Jack..." "...or the Jolly Roger?"

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"If you ask right, there's always someone willing to give you a leg-up."

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"A bit of manual labor is good for you, former commodore. It builds character."

- Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"Elizabeth, are you well? Everything shipshape and Bristol fashion? My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled." "I just thought I'd be married by now." "I like marriage! It's like a wager on who will fall out of love first. You know, I am captain of a ship. I could perform a marriage right here on this deck, right now." "No, thank you."

- Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"We cannot let him get the chest, Will, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me." "He just wants Elizabeth for himself." "Pot. Kettle. Black."

- Jack Sparrow and James Norrington to Will Turner

"I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander."

- Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"Heading, Cap'n?" "Two degrees starboard." "I'm captain of the starboard side! Two degrees starboard. The captain will now take the helm."

- Joshamee Gibbs, Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Remarkable. The last I saw of that ship, she was on fire. A blackened hulk sinking beneath the waves. We had a deal, Jack. I contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf. You chose to liberate it." "...People aren't cargo, mate." "And you incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you?"

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Now, far be it from me to give advice to you. But if I were me and you were you, we each have the same lack of trust on the other. Imagine you're me. You being me would propose that rather than you telling me, being you, where the Brethren Court is meeting, you'd lead me there instead. Whereupon, you could serve up to me the Pirate Lords, the nine pieces of eight, and the whole of the Brethren Court on a silver platter. And you being me...I would likely accept such an offer if I were you. Savvy?" "On a silver platter." "With a frilly linen napkin and a spicy banana on the side."

- Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett

"Jack. I've just recalled. I've got this wonderful compass which points to whatever I want. So for what do I need you?" "Points to the thing you want most. And that is not the Brethren Court, is it?" "Then what is, Jack? "Me...Dead." [Beckett opens the compass. Jack dances to the left and the right, avoiding the arrow] "Damn. Although...it occurs: if I got what I wanted most, then wouldn't I wanted second-most, become the thing I wanted most? So if I kill you, then I can find Shipwreck Cove, is it...on my own. Cut out the middle man. As it were. Literally."

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"I've been dead, but I don't want to go back. To live forever, and see everything there is to see&mdash;maybe twice&mdash;who wouldn't want that?"

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"There's more beneath the watermark here than meets the eye, hmm? [sighs] You used to have an honest streak. Let a man know where he stood with you, but I can't figure this at all." "Where did that honest streak end me up? Dead."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
"Hello boys and girls...or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times...almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum...something like this. You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew, to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true, course not. But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you, eh? No, thought not. I do admit, that there be varied insubstantial dangers along the way, including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids and the vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going, no sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is, plus I'd have to have a bloody map...or a Bloody Mary...or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the mouse. Barman..."

- Captain Jack Sparrow in the 2010 Comic Con announcement

"I am informed that you have come to London to procure a crew for your ship." "Vicious rumors. Not true." "I'm quite certain that's what my minister told me. Jack Sparrow has come to London to procure a crew." "It may be true that that's what you were told. But it's nonetheless false that I have come to London to procure a crew." "Then you lied to me when you told me you were Jack Sparrow." "No, no. I am Jack Sparrow. And I am in London. But I am not here to procure a crew. That is someone else." "Ah. You've brought me the wrong wastrel. Find Jack Sparrow and dispose of this impostor."

- King George II and Jack Sparrow

"Pirate? Privateer. On a sanctioned mission, under the authority and protection of the Crown." "As may be. But first. What became of the Pearl?" "Lost." "Lost?" "I defended her mightily. But she be sunk, nonetheless." "If that ship be lost, properly, you should be lost with it." "Aye. In a kinder world."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I heard you were putting together a crew." "If enough people keep saying it, then it must be true." "...Is that your tooth?" "Aye. I broke it, swallowed it, passed it, sifted it, retrieved it, polished it...fashion."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Desperate disease..." "Requires dangerous remedy."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"The Fountain of Youth. What does it require?" "A mermaid, Jack."

- Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"Where am I?" "Oh, excuse me, my fine sir. I be right honored to welcome you aboard our eminently infamous vessel, the Queen Anne's Revenge." "Blackbeard."

- Jack Sparrow and Scrum

"The Quartermaster. The man with no eyes. He's known as eleri ipin, witness of fate. He sees things happen before they happen. He's never wrong." "I can do that too, if you don’t count women, weather, and other things that are hard to predict."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"This dance, m'lady."

- Jack Sparrow to Angelica

"May I cut in? I have something you might find of interest. [shows Angelica the Ring of Thieves] First item I ever stole...for someone else." "I had to trade it to learn the rules of the Fountain."

- Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"I wonder...does it work because it works, or because you believe that it works?" "Or because I want you to believe that it works?" "Or because you want me to believe you are only pretending for it to work? When in fact, it does. Nothing is beyond you, Jack. You are unpredictable. Untamable. That's why I'm drawn to you." "You smell lovely, but that's beside the point." "When are you going to admit, Jack Sparrow, that you want me?" "I want you. Next question."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"We require a mermaid's tear. So, we require a mermaid." "So?" "You ever seen a mermaid? You start with a shark. Give them weapons. And make them all women." "Beautiful women?" "Did you miss the part about the sharks?"

- Garheng and Jack Sparrow

"I heard Jack Sparrow once had the favor of mermaids." "Is that story still out there? A mermaid's favor, perhaps. That I might believe." "Is there a female anywhere, of any kind, safe from you?"

- Garheng, Jack Sparrow, and Angelica

"The old moon in the new moon's arms. First of the summer. Perfect for a mermaid hunt." "How so?" "Mating season."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Clergyman. On the off chance this does not go well for me, I want it noted that I will believe in whatever I must to get into heaven." "We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert."

- Jack Sparrow and Philip Swift

"Clergyman. On the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Philip Swift

"We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert." "...Don't be ridiculous. I was thinking more of an as-needed basis."

- Philip Swift and Jack Sparrow

"There is a girl. I may have had...feelings." "You pretended to love her, then you left her and broke her heart. Oh, that's low."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"This is the woman from Seville." "Ah. You pretended to love her and left her and broke her heart." "Worse. I may have had...briefly, mind you...stirrings." "Stirrings?" "Stirrings." "What, like...feelings, you mean?" "No, no, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like...stirrings."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"So. Any idea how we get it out?" "We'll need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, and one of us must learn to play the trumpet." "I know a man with a trumpet."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"The Fountain tests you, Gibbs. But...not my style: play it safe. Better to not know which moment may be your last&mdash;alive to the mystery of it all."

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"I have no say in it, Gibbs. A legend commands, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

Pirates of the Caribbean: Master of the Seas (App)
"Ahoy, mate, me name's Captain Jack Sparrow, and the pleasure is all yours."

- Jack Sparrow