Quote:Auctioneer

Spoken by the Auctioneer
"Weigh anchor now ye swabbies. What be I offered for this winsome wench? Stout hearted, and corn fed she be..."

- Auctioneer

"Shift yer cargo, dearie. Show 'em your larboard side."

- Auctioneer

Dialogue
"And now, you bilge rats, do I hear six?" "Aye, six it be. Six bottles of rum!" "I'm not spongin' for rum. It be gold I'm after! Strike your colours ya brazen wench, no need to expose your superstructure."

- Auctioneer and Drunk pirate

Spoken by the Auctioneer
"No! Don't you see? This is all the doing of one man! Jack Sparrow!"

- Auctioneer

Dialogue
"My lords! Lads, chaps, masters, esquires and gentlemen of fortune![We see his face] I present to you such loveliness as to make you weep. [men chuckling] Such grace as will strike you sober! [chuckling again] Each wench...certified virginal. Pure as snowflakes they are. [men cackling] Least-wise in spirit, if not flesh." "How dare you!" "Where is Jack?" "Yeah!"

- Auctioneer, Giselle and Scarlett

"We're rich." "We have goats." [Scarlett and Giselle laugh before being shackled by the Auctioneer] "I...I am rich. I have goats. I regret to inform you that, as facilitator of this transaction, I take in form of commission a fair percentage."

- Giselle, Scarlett and the Auctioneer