User blog comment:Uskok/Dead Men Tell No Tales Official Trailer/@comment-1984959-20170302162821

What can I say about this trailer? A whole LOT, that's for sure! Now I feel like I've watched a POTC trailer. Not that the others were bad, mind you, as they were well-put-together "pirate movie" trailers...but I wanted to see that wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirate in action. And thanks to this trailer, I got it! Now whether the fact Will Turner wasn't in the trailer affected my love for it or not, I cannot say. But I'm glad we got to see more Jack, have a glimpse at Gibbs (and Marty), as well as finally hear Barbossa speak and interact with Salazar (though ol' Hector may not be happy about that). And of course, the Black Pearl in a bottle...I'm glad to see the Pearl in a bottle (but is it me or does the bottle look smaller?). Not really, I'm glad to see that we will see how the Pearl returns to her original size, but I like some sort of bit that makes On Stranger Tides worth watching to non-fans; then again, I'm sure Barbossa still has the Sword of Triton on hand. Speaking of which, Shansa's updated dialogue does have me wonder if one P5-related tidbit I heard years ago is still intact or not. Hmm...

That said, I do have 2 complaints. One, as Capt.Sparrow23 said, the young Jack does look a little creepy, like they just used the young actor's body so they could added Johnny Depp's face in the performance; it is done well in the Marvel movies but now I can understand how some of the Star Wars: Rogue One audiences felt. And my second issue, they do have some odd moments, particularly these two: Jack without pants, and "You've seen a lot more if you kept your cake hole shut!" Admittedly, as a young adult, that last one had my laughs, and yes I know POTC is a PG-13 franchise, but it did not stop me thinking that they seem out of place at the same time. Other than that, I give this trailer an A+ probably above the first teaser released last year.

Small side note, I believe I do owe someone a bottle of rum. But in Captain Jack's style, I'll either give you an IOU or embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions.