User:J Fan

'''Because I'm starting my second half of this "wonderful" year at school, I may or may not be able to edit here until May 20, 2011 (ironic, isn't it, lol). I will be able to edit, but it really depends on how much "free time" I have(holidays, weekends, etc). And to my fellow mates, Take what you can...give nothing back! ;) &mdash; CJSFan'''

Greetings my fellow pirates and King's men, I am CJSFan, an administrator and a Pirate Lord of POTC Wiki. I am a HUGE and loyal fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

If you like to see my full introduction to the POTC world, please look here.

Favorite PotC characters
Just some of my favorite PotC characters from the films. A "/" would mean that the charaters are, for now, tied for favorite.

Pirates

 * Captain Jack Sparrow
 * Captain Hector Barbossa
 * Captain Teague
 * Davy Jones/Blackbeard
 * Will Turner
 * Sao Feng

Crewman

 * Pintel
 * Joshamee Gibbs
 * Ragetti
 * Bootstrap Bill Turner
 * Maccus
 * Cotton
 * Marty

Royal Navy/EITC individuals

 * Lord Cutler Beckett
 * James Norrington
 * Lieutenant Theodore Groves
 * Ian Mercer
 * Lieutenant Gillette
 * Governor Weatherby Swann

Women characters

 * Elizabeth Swann/Angelica
 * Tia Dalma
 * Giselle
 * Scarlett
 * Anamaria

Creature characters

 * Prison Dog/Mermaid
 * Kraken
 * Jack the Monkey
 * Cotton's Parrot

Favorite PotC things from films
The places, battles, items, etc. that I like from the films.

Locations

 * Tortuga
 * Port Royal
 * Fountain of Youth
 * Isla de Muerta
 * Isla de Pelegostos
 * Shipwreck Cove
 * Davy Jones' Locker

Ships and boats

 * Black Pearl
 * Queen Anne's Revenge
 * Flying Dutchman
 * HMS Interceptor
 * HMS Providence
 * HMS Endeavour
 * Jack Sparrow's dingy
 * Misty Lady
 * Hai Peng

Objects

 * Jack Sparrow's compass
 * Sao Feng's navigational charts
 * Piece of Eight
 * Pirata Codex
 * Dead Man's Chest and its key
 * Chest of Cortés
 * Black Spot

Weapons

 * Sword
 * Flintlock pistol
 * Cannon
 * Musket
 * Grenades

Organizations and groups

 * Brethren Court
 * East India Trading Company
 * British Royal Navy
 * Cursed Crew
 * Crew of the Flying Dutchman
 * Spanish Royal Navy

Battles

 * Battle of Calypso's maelstrom
 * Battle of the Isla de Muerta
 * Destruction of the Interceptor
 * Battle of the Isla Cruces
 * Skirmish off of the Isla Cruces
 * Skirmish off of Kraken Island
 * Raid on Port Royal

Duels

 * Duel on the Flying Dutchman
 * Duel at Isla de Muerta
 * Duel on Isla Cruces
 * Duel in John Brown's smithy

Jolly Rogers

 * Jack Sparrow's jolly roger
 * Hector Barbossa's jolly roger
 * Blackbeard's jolly roger
 * Teague's jolly roger

Favorite PotC music
My favorite music from the films.

The Curse of the Black Pearl

 * He's a Pirate
 * The Medallion Calls
 * The Black Pearl
 * Skull and Crossbones
 * One Last Shot
 * Barbossa Is Hungry
 * Bootstrap's Bootstraps

Dead Man's Chest

 * Hello Beastie
 * Jack Sparrow
 * Two Hornpipes
 * I've Got My Eye on You
 * Wheel of Fortune
 * Davy Jones
 * The Kraken

At World's End

 * I Don't Think Now Is the Best Time
 * Drink Up Me Hearties
 * Parley
 * Up Is Down
 * Singapore
 * Hoist the Colours
 * Multiple Jacks

On Stranger Tides
Unknown, but will be coming soon.

Songs

 * Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
 * Hoist the Colours
 * Yo Ho Ho (and a Bottle of Rum)

Favorite PotC stuff
Basically, stuff that has something to do with PotC that I like

Favorite PotC Films
1st Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

2nd Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

3rd Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest


 * Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (unknown, but will know sometime after May 20, 2011, when it is released)

Favorite PotC video games
1st Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (video game)

2nd Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow

Other than those games, I have not played any of the others(they didn't seem interesting to play, in my opinion).

Non-canon PotC media
1st  On Stranger Tides (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is loosely based on this novel)

2nd  Pirates of the Caribbean (ride) (the Pirates of the Caribbean films were based on this ride)

3rd  Kingdom Hearts II (the plot for Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl mixed with the plot for Kingdom Hearts)

Favorite PotC quotes
These are just some of the many quotes from the PotC films that I like.

The Curse of the Black Pearl
"Gentlemen, m'lady; you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

- Captain Jack Sparrow to Royal Navy soldiers, and Elizabeth Swann.

"Well then, I confess: it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

- Jack Sparrow to Mullroy and Murtogg

"No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you, savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…stupid."

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

Dead Man's Chest
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked—which we don't have—without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

- Captain Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"On deck, all hands! Make fast the bunt gasket! On deck, scurry! Scurry, I want movement! Movement! I want movement! Lift the skin up! Keep your loof! Haul those sheets! Run them! Run! Keep running! Run as if the Devil himself and itself is upon us!"

- Jack Sparrow after receiving the Black Spot from Bootstrap Bill Turner.

"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"

- Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"Oi, Fishface! Lose something? Eh, Scungili! *falls down stairs* Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. *sings* I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?"

- Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones

At World's End
"Ladies, will you please shut it? Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I have never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "e-gre-gious". By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

- Captain Jack Sparrow to Scarlett and Giselle

"Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand."

- Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones, as Jack holds Jones' heart.

"Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipper glorious little sausages. Pen'em up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or...or fish nature. So yes, we could hole up here, well provisioned and well armed, and half of us would be dead within the month, which quite seems grim to me any way you slice it. Or...uhhh...as my...learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful—I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no?"

- Jack Sparrow to the Brethren Court

"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"

- Jack Sparrow's last line in At World's End.

On Stranger Tides
"Death lies before us, as we sail...to the Fountain of Youth."

- Jack Sparrow

"The ship is ours!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Clergyman...on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to know that–hearing now–that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to be once they pop their clogs. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Philip

"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place, with the sudden urge to jump?...I don't have it."

- Jack Sparrow

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

- Jack Sparrow

On Stranger Tides teaser
"Hello boys and girls...or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times...almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum...something like this. You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew, to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true, course not. But even if it were not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you, eh? No, thought not. I do admit, that there be varied insubstantial dangers along the way, including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids and the vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going, no sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is, plus I'd have to have a bloody map...or a Bloody Mary...or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the mouse. Barman..."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

The Curse of the Black Pearl
"So you expect to leave me standing on some beach, with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need, and watch you sail away on my ship?"

- Captain Hector Barbossa to Jack Sparrow

"Raise your colors, you bloomin' cockroaches."

- Barbossa during the Destruction of the Interceptor.

"First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."

- Barbossa to Elizabeth Swann

Dead Man's Chest
"So tell me, what's become of my ship?"

- Captain Hector Barbossa

At World's End
"Brace up yards, you cack-handed deck apes. Dying is the day worth living for."

- Captain Hector Barbossa to the crew of the Black Pearl before the Battle of Calypso's Maelstrom.

"Don't be so unkind. You may not survive to pass this way again, and these be the last friendly words you'll hear."

- Barbossa to Elizabeth Swann

"It be too late to alter course now maties!"

- Barbossa to the crew of the Black Pearl.

On Stranger Tides
"Aye, mermaids. Sea ghouls, devil fish. Dreadful in hunger for flesh of man. Mermaid waters, that be our path."

- Hector Barbossa to the crew of the HMS Providence

"Are we not King's men?"

- Barbossa to the crew of the Providence

At World's End
"It’s not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever."

- Captain Teague to Jack Sparrow

"The Code is the law."

- Teague

"Sea turtles, mate."

- Teague concerning the Prison Dog

On Stranger Tides
"Don't be a fool Jackie. The Fountain will test you."

- Captain Teague to Jack Sparrow

Dead Man's Chest
"Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare? All your sins punished? I can offer you an escape."

- Davy Jones first line in Dead Man's Chest.

"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!"

- Davy Jones before releasing the Kraken

"You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement."

- Davy Jones to Jack Sparrow

At World's End
"Full bore and into the abyss!"

- Davy Jones before the Battle of Calypso's Maelstrom.

"Go, all of you, and take that infernal thing with you! I will not have it on my ship!"

- Davy Jones to EITC soldiers, concerning the Dead Man's Chest being put on the Flying Dutchman.

"You will not forestall my judgement!"

- Davy Jones to Bootstrap Bill Turner

On Stranger Tides
"If I don't kill a man every now and then, they'd forget who I am."

- Blackbeard to Angelica

"It has begun...Again!"

- Blackbeard

"If I do not make it to the Fountain...neither will you."

- Blackbeard to Jack Sparrow

On Stranger Tides novel
"Damnation seize my soul if I give your quarters, or take any from you."

- Blackbeard's historical quote, which also appeared in the On Stranger Tides novel.

"Hell&mdash;if I didn't shoot one of you now and then you'd forget who I was."

- Blackbeard in the On Stranger Tides novel.

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