Quote:Jack Sparrow

See: Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
"All right, I confess: it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships; pick up a crew in Tortuga; raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

- to Murtogg and Mullroy

"You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

- to James Norrington's men

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you"

- to Will Turner

"The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

- to Koehler Twigg

"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."

- to Will Turner

"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

- to Gillette

"Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton, answer, man!"

- to Cotton in Tortuga

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly&hellip;stupid."

- to Hector Barbossa

"Now, bring me that horizon&hellip;And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!"

- onboard the Black Pearl; last lines

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh, that's why."

- onboard the Black Pearl

"As you were, gents."

- to his sleeping crewmembers

"Alas, my children, this is the day you will always remember as the day you almost&mdash; [a wave splashes over him; mumbles] Captain Jack Sparrow."

- to the natives of Pelogosto

"Where's that monkey? I need to shoot something."

- on Jack the monkey

"Look! An undead monkey. Top that."

- to Tia Dalma

"Still rooting for you, mate!"

- to James Norrington

"One word love&hellip;curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it feels like. One day you won't be able to resist."

- to Elizabeth Swann

"Oh, bugger."

- on the appearance of the Flying Dutchman

"Oy, fish-face, lose something? [Mis-steps, falls down the stairs out of view. Pause, then Jack's hand, holding the jar comes back into view] Got it! Come to negotiate have you, you slimy git! Look what I've got. (sing-song voice) I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"

- to Davy Jones

"Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?"

- searching for the heart of Davy Jones

"Hello, beastie."

- to the Kraken; last words