Quote:Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"This rum is half gone. WHY is the rum gone? I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it!"

- Jack Sparrow to the crew of the Fair Wind

Dialogue
"I win again, Jacques! It is my day, not yours!" "He who wins the day must buy the drinks. It's traditional."

- Christophe-Julien de Rapièr and Jack Sparrow

"Good afternoon, lovely ladies, and esteemed gentlemen. My apologies for my tardiness. I needed to assume more...suitable...attire." "If you must come in, Jacky boy, sit down and stop babbling." "And our esteemed Keeper of the Code, Captain Teague, of course."

- Jack Sparrow and Teague

"Teague can be...rough...on those who annoy him." "I’ve heard..."

- Jack Sparrow and Esmeralda

"And who be ye, lad?" "Jack Sparrow. It's always regrettable to hear about the loss of a good ship, Captain Barbossa." "Aye, 'tis. And when we find the scurvy blackguard responsible, he can apologize to me little Polly personally, in Davy Jones's locker."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I'll do my best to round up the crew we'll need...Cap'n." "Doesn't that sound beautiful? Captain Jack Sparrow. Nice ring to it, eh?"

- Robert Greene and Jack Sparrow

"Ah, Captain Sparrow! How nice that you could join us for luncheon. Allow me to introduce my houseguest. This is Viscount, Lord Reginald Marmaduke Bracegirdle-Penwallow, the EITC’s Director of African Affairs." "It is a pleasure to meet you, Lord Penwallow." "Thank you, Captain Sparrow, and I must say the pleasure is all mine. It’s an honor to meet the captain who so nearly broke the record for sailing the Triangle—and on the vessel’s maiden voyage as an EITC ship, too! Well done, well done, Captain Sparrow!"

- Cutler Beckett, Jack Sparrow and Reginald Marmaduke Bracegirdle-Penwallow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"Well then, I confess: it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

- to Murtogg and Mullroy

"I'm in the market, as it were."

- to James Norrington on his search for a ship

"Commodore Norrington, My effects, please! And My hat!"

- To James Norrington

"You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

- to James Norrington's men

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"

- to William Turner

"The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

- to Koehler and Twigg

"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."

- to William Turner

"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

- to Gillette

"Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

- to Joshamee Gibbs after waking him

"Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton, answer, man!"

- to Cotton in Tortuga

"When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing, mate&hellip;I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

- to Hector Barbossa

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly&hellip;stupid."

- to Hector Barbossa

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

- to Elizabeth Swann

"'Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you'&mdash;Well it bloody is now!"

- imitating Elizabeth Swann on Black Sam's Spit

"Elizabeth, it would never have worked out between us darling. I'm sorry. Will&hellip;Nice hat."

- to Elizabeth Swann and William Turner

"Now, bring me that horizon [hums to himself]&hellip;And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!"

- onboard the Black Pearl; last lines

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of." "But you have heard of me."

- James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."

- Groves

"Idiot. He has nowhere to go but back to the noose!"

- Gillette

Dialogue
"If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?" "...Agreed." "Agreed. Get me out."

- Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Take what you can." "Give nothin' back!"

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"I'm having a thought here, Barbossa. What say we run up a flag of truce, I scurry over to the Interceptor, and I negotiate the return of your medallion, eh? What say you to that?" "Now you see, Jack, that's exactly the attitude that lost you the Pearl. People are easier to search when they're dead!"

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"So what now Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle till judgement day when trumpets sound, hmm?" "Or you could surrender."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked&mdash;which we don't have&mdash;without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

- to Joshamee Gibbs

"Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh, that's why."

- onboard the Black Pearl

"Ah. So it's you then. He shanghaied you into his service, eh?"

- to William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner on Davy Jones

"As you were, gents."

- to his sleeping crew

"Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost&mdash; [a wave splashes over him; mumbles] Captain Jack Sparrow."

- to the Pelegostos

"Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."

- to Gibbs, after escaping from Isla de Pelegostos

"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills Mister Gibbs, now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!"

- to Joshamee Gibbs on Jack the monkey

"No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?"

- to William Turner

"Look! An undead monkey. Top that!"

- to Tia Dalma

"Hide the rum."

- to Joshamee Gibbs after meeting up with Elizabeth Swann in Tortuga

"Still rooting for you, mate!"

- to James Norrington

"One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist"

- to Elizabeth Swann

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

- to Elizabeth Swann on the chance to do something brave

"Oh, shut it!"

- to Hadras

"Oh, bugger."

- repeated line

"I'll handle this, mate. Oi, fish-face! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [Mis-steps, falls down the stairs out of view. Pause, then Jack's hand, holding the jar comes back into view] Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git?! Look what I've got. [sing-song voice] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"

- to Davy Jones

"Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?"

- searching for the heart of Davy Jones

"Hello, beastie."

- to the Kraken; last line

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"We've had dealings in the past. And we've each left our mark on the other."

- Cutler Beckett to William Turner

"Captain Jack Sparrow? Owes me four doubloons. Heard he was dead."

- Sailor to William Turner

"Singapore. That's what I heard. Drunk, with a smile on his face. Sure as the tide, Jack Sparrow turn up in Singapore."

- Sailor to William Turner

"You came back. I always knew you were a good man."

- Elizabeth Swann

"Aye. And already the world seems a bit less bright. He fooled us all, right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow!" "Never another like Captain Jack." "He was a gentleman of fortune, he was." "He was a good man."

- Joshamee Gibbs, Ragetti, Pintel and Elizabeth Swann

"What would you, hm? What would any of you be willing to do, hm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond, to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?"

- Tia Dalma to Jack's crew

Dialogue
"You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement!" "Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon." "Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow? Ha ha ha!"

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Have you noticed lately, the captain seems to be acting a bit strange&hellip;er?" "Setting sail without knowing his own heading. Something's got Jack vexed, and mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all."

- Marty and Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"My peanut!"

- first line

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before."

- in Davy Jones' Locker

"The Locker, you say?"

- to Joshamee Gibbs

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded."

- to William Turner, Hector Barbossa, Pintel, Ragetti,and Elizabeth Swann

"I quite like the sound of that: Captain Jack Sparrow&hellip;the last pirate."

- Jack Sparrow

"He needs the Pearl, "Captain Turner" needs the Pearl. And you felt guilty, and you and your Brethren Court...Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"

- Jack Sparrow about about his rescue.

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

- to Cutler Beckett

"We must fight&hellip;to run away."

- to the Brethren Court

"Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipper glorious little sausages. Pen'em up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or...or fish nature. So yes, we could hole up here, well provisioned and well armed, and half of us would be dead within the month, which quite seems grim to me any way you slice it. Or...uhhh...as my...learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful—I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left but with one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth...Captain Swann. We must fight."

- Jack Sparrow to the Brethren Court

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."

- One of Jack Sparrow's hallucinations

"Oi, my pistol!"

- Jack Sparrow to Clanker

"Ladies! Will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced E-GRE-GIOUS. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

- to Scarlett and Giselle

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the Land of the Dead, is so I could send him back myself!"

- Sao Feng

"Do you think he plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along?"

- Theodore Groves to Cutler Beckett

"I hate him!"

- Will Turner

Dialogue
"Jack Sparrow!" "Ah, Hector! It's been too long&hellip;hasn't it?" "Aye. Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me." "&hellip;No I didn't."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Still thinkin' of runnin', Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know, the problem with bein' the last of anythin', is by and by there'll be none left at all." "Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me." "Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back, but passin' on, that's dead certain." "...Summoning the Brethren Court, then, is it?" "It's our only hope, lad." "That's a sad commentary in and of itself." "The world used to be a bigger place." "The world's still the same. There's just&hellip;less in it."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "No, what are you doing?" "What are you doing? "No, what are you doing?" "What are you doing&hellip;er, captain gives orders on the ship." "The captain of this ship is giving orders." "My ship, makes me captain!" "They be my charts." "Well, that makes you&hellip;chart man!"

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow. You pay me a great insult once." "That doesn't sound like me."

- Sao Feng and Jack Sparrow

"You're mad." "Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't this would probably never work."

- Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye." "What'd you call him?" &hellip;"Larry."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Oh, will you never forgive me?" "&hellip;No."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Do you fear death?" "You've no idea."

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Ha ha&hellip;Lookie here, boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly." "To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!"

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"The chest! Hand it over!" "I can set you free mate." "My freedom was forfeit long ago!"

- Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow." "Cruel is a matter of perspective." "Is it?"

- Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Jack. It would never have worked out between us." "Keep telling yourself that, darlin'."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Mr. Gibbs." "Cap'n" "...You may throw my hat if you like." "Aye, aye captain!" "Now go and get it."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship gone?," "The ship? We're on the ship. [pause] Jack! The ship's gone!" "Really?"

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"Remember, he who fights and runs away, lives to run away again!"

- Jack Sparrow

"And so the tale is told, a soul is lost, and the sea moves over, uncaring, unchanging, forever."

- Jack Sparrow

"You are a disappointment. A big disappointment."

- Jack Sparrow while dueling

"Do hope you enjoy this brief time we have together, as I'll quickly defeat you."

- To James Norrington

Dialogue
"You would sleep through your own hanging, Jack." "I just assumed they'd wake me." "There's only one hour until daylight, Jack. One hour to escape the hangman's noose." "Escape? My favorite two syllable word. You have a plan?" "Always. Just follow my lead, eh?"

- Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Company, Jack. Lots of company. You have to find the gypsy woman, Tia Dalma. She’s in Port Royal... somewhere. She can help you rally the pirate brethren, Jack, and that’s the only thing as might save our skins." "Normally I would oblige: however, regrettably, and lamentably, there’s not a sail in sight."

- Teague and Jack Sparrow on the shore of the Turkish prison

"Port Royal? Not exactly a safe place, is it, Jack? Beckett has a price on our heads." "Desperate men will go to desperate lengths. And better being hung than being someone's dinner, eh, mate? Now witness my desperate search for the voodoo queen, Tia Dalma."

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

Spoken by Jack Sparrow
"That one’s curious...and perpetually ill-tempered"

- Jack Sparrow

"Blackbeard...the pirate all pirates fear."

- Jack Sparrow

"The topic, gentlemen, is mutiny. Mutiny most foul."

- Jack Sparrow to the Crew of the Queen Anne's Revenge

"Death lies before us, as we sail...to the Fountain of Youth."

- Jack Sparrow

"Fight to the bitter end, you cack-handed deck apes!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Take him, men, tie him down tight!"

- Jack Sparrow regarding the Quartermaster

"The ship is ours!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

- Jack Sparrow

"Was that really necessary?"

- Jack Sparrow to Blackbeard

"Clergyman...on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it–hearing now–that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?"

- Jack Sparrow to Philip

"This I cannot wait to see."

- Jack Sparrow

"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place, with the sudden urge to jump?...I don't have it."

- Jack Sparrow

"You know that feeling you get, sometimes, in a high place, with the sudden urge to jump?...I don't have it."

- Jack Sparrow

"Would you mind pointing that thing another way?"

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"...You will bring no harm to Angelica."

- Jack Sparrow

"It is not the destination so much as the journey."

- Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Jack Sparrow
"I hear a rumor...Jack Sparrow's in London, hell-bent to find the Fountain of Youth."

- Joshamee Gibbs

"We know you are in possession of a map."

- Henry Pelham to Jack Sparrow

"What's your play, Jack?"

- Joshamee Gibbs

"How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

- Angelica to Jack Sparrow

Dialogue
"What has become of my beloved Pearl?" "Taken. Blackbeard. The rigging had come to life. Our own ship turned against us."

- Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"You could guide an expedition. You are Jack Sparrow." "...There should be a ' Captain '  in there somewhere."

- John Carteret and Jack Sparrow

"Have you been there?" "Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?" "Depends on the light."

- Jack Sparrow and Teague

"The Fountain of Youth. What does it require?" "A mermaid, Jack."

- Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"[Waking up Jack Sparrow]...Show a leg sailor." "...Aye, sir!"

- Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"No, Jack, that's the best part. He will be dead." "...I take it you'll be handling that part yourself, then."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"There is a prophecy. Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural." "...Well I've seen things, love." "The Quartermaster. The man with no eyes. He's known as eleri ipin, witness of fate. He sees things happen before they happen. He's never wrong." "I can do that too, if you don’t count women, weather, and other things that are hard to predict."

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"On to it, then. Blackbeard. What are his habits?" "Stays mostly to his cabin." "Yes, but when he comes out..." "He don't really come out." "He must come out sometime."

- Jack Sparrow and the crew of the Queen Anne's Revenge

"Any of you sailed with him before? [the crew mutters] "Any of you seen him before?" [crew mutters again] "Stays to his cabin. No one's sailed with him, seen him...good news, gentlemen. This is not Blackbeard's ship. This is not the Queen Anne's Revenge–""

- Jack Sparrow and the crew of the Queen Anne's Revenge

"This be the Queen Anne's Revenge, right enough." "How do you know?" "I've seen the name, on the back of the ship."

- Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"Gentlemen...sirs...fellow conscriptees...you have been monstrously deceived." "We are decepted, then?" "Yes. You've nay been informed of the destination. Death lies before us, as we sail...for the Fountain of Youth. It be a sorry plight, mate." "Death, for certain." "The garden of darkened souls." "Untimely our ends will be." "Unless&mdash;we take the ship." "We take the ship, then. Now!" "...Go on, then."

- Jack Sparrow, a few pirates, and Scrum

"Jack...if this is a dream, you can keep the sword and boots on. If it's not&mdash;" "It's a dream." "No, it's not!"

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I thought I should give you fair warning: we're taking the ship." "Desgraciado!" "It's nothing personal!" "Sparrow ven aqui o te arranco la cabeza!" "You might be better off if you just..." "Ya!" [shoves sword into door] "...stay out of it."

- Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"You're either with us or against us!" "I'm not with you nor am I against you." "Can he do that?" "He's religious. I believe it's required."

- A pirate, Philip Swift and Jack Sparrow

"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names." "No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their Shepherd."

- Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard, while Jack hangs upside down

"Hardly appropriate for a First Mate." "Was I the first?"

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Jack, have you ever seen, with your own eyes, the Fountain of Youth?" "I'm sorry, could you repeat the question, please?"

- Angelica and Jack Sparrow

Miscellanea
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. I raise a toast to one of my many shipmates lost at sea. Salute, mes amis. Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves, Drink up me hearties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, drink up me hearties, yo ho! Drink up lads! There's treasure enough for all!"

- Jack Sparrow

"You see, I've got this honest streak in me&mdash;in its own way, a sort of curse."

- Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"Treasure's already his. So's the curse upon it. I've no desire for such treacherous spoils. But I will have back what's mine&mdash;the Black Pearl!"

- Jack Sparrow on Barbossa

"Ahoy matey!" "Ridiculous imitation, and yet I'm flattered."

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow in Kingdom Hearts II

"Oh, tis an honor, indeed, to have ya back aboard me ship...The man who vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company...The man who sunk a French war galleon with naught but his cutlass and a diving bell." "The man who sacked Nassau port without firing a shot..." "Jack Sparrow." "Captain... mustn't leave that one out."

- Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Good sense? Me? You have no idea who you're dealing with..."

- Jack Sparrow to John Stryke on Jack having good sense

"Meet Captain Edward Teach, better known as 'Blackbeard'!"

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"What are your orders "Wicked Will"? Shall we raise the Union Jack..." "...or the Jolly Roger?"

- Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander to the aforementioned events."

- Jack Sparrow

"I've been dead, but I don't want to go back. To live forever, and see everything there is to see&mdash;maybe twice&mdash;who wouldn't want that?"

- Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Hello boys and girls...or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times...almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum...something like this. You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew, to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true, course not. But even if it were not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you, eh? No, thought not. I do admit, that there be varied insubstantial dangers along the way, including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids and the vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going, no sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is, plus I'd have to have a bloody map...or a Bloody Mary...or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the mouse. Barman..."

- Captain Jack Sparrow in the 2010 Comic Con announcement of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.