User:TheGoatPresident

About me
I am a huge Pirates of the Caribbean and have loved it since I was younger. I've memorized every character in all five films, and nearly every line in the first film. I own DVDs of all five films and I've watched them countless times so have a vast knowledge of the series.

POTC Films ranked worst to best (My Opinion)

 * 5- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. A generic pirate adventure, with a cliché villian, a boring story, an obvious last-minute twist, cheesy dialogue and unfunny humour.
 * 4- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. I honestly don't get the hate this film gets. I get that it's different from the others, and that Elizabeth and Will aren't in it, but as its own movie I think it's pretty good.
 * 3- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. A wonderful film, with good locations, cool characters and awesome fight scenes. However, it isn't the best Pirate film. It focuses too much on Jack, I think is the main problem.Pirates of The Caribbean 4 Official Trailer
 * 2- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. I like that it it's quite dark, and I love the fight scenes, but what I don't like that they kill the British East India Trading company soldiers.
 * 1- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. A movie which, in my opinion, is nearly perfect. A great film, with amazing battle scenes, character arcs that are believable (unlike in the fifth film), and even a brilliant soundtrack. I think the reason it did better than the sequels did is mainly because, when it came out, it wasn't something that people had seen before, but now, obviously, people have, and the sequels just feel the same over and over again.

Elizabeth Swann
She is definitely my favourite character. like her a lot because she develops the most throughout the film series. She goes from a spoilt governor's daughter, to a pirate, to a pirate lord, then becomes the king of the Brethren Court. I also think she is the strongest female lead in the series. I like Carina Smyth, but she is too cliché.

James Norrington
James is an awesome character. I like his costume, and I like that he's so nice to Elizabeth Swann when she chooses Will Turner over him. He was brave enough to duel with Koehler and the other cursed crew members, and even when he is dying by the hand of Bootstrap Bill Turner, he still tries to stab Davy Jones with his sword from Will. He's just a really cool character, at least in my opinion.

Theodore Groves
Groves is probably my second favorite character. Just like with Commodore Norrington, I love his costume. I like him in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, because, even though he has a tiny role, he is quite funny (although my fifty-year old mother thinks he's hot). In Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, he isn't as funny as in the first film, but I like that he was more serious. In Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he's actually a sort-of important character, and I was very excited about that. I know this wiki says he definitely died, and I know there's no proof he survived, but I hope he's still alive, and if they ever make a Pirates of the Caribbean 6, it would be pretty cool to see him back as Lieutenant Commander again.

Lian and Park
Lian and Park are pretty cool (well, until they are each individually shot in the head by Ian Mercer). But, before they are executed, they are pretty awesome in the fight, where they kill many East India Trading Company soldiers.

Anamaria, Marty and Cotton
Anamaria may be a sort of cleche female character, but I like her, and I wish she stuck around in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest onwards. Cotton and his parrot are quite funny, and I hope Cotton wasn't killed in Blackbeard's attack. Marty is badass, and quite cute.

Joshamee Gibbs
He is a really interesting character. He is knowledgeable in all the different myths, legends and other things in the Caribbean. He is one of the only characters who is actually still loyal to Captain Jack Sparrow, and he is quite good with a sword. Gibbs has appeared in all five Pirates of the Caribbean films, but, surprisingly, he does not have a single poster!

Maccus
I like him for a single reason: he's badass. He's a good fighter, he is able to give orders to the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman, and he even looks cool.

Palifico
Palifico is really cool. He looks cool, and he is cool. He eats raw fish, and he is a pretty cool.

Greenbeard
I like that he never talks, he seems creepier that way. He only grunts to William Turner 'Bootstrap Bill' Senior. Also, he beats a pirate to death with just his bare hands, which was very cool.

LeJon
LeJon may be a backround character, with only one line, but I like him. I'm not sure why, but I just think he's cool.

Duncan
Duncan's pretty cool. I know he betrayed Jack Sparrow, but he was cool before that. I love his beard.

My Youtube channel

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