Quote:Talking Skull

Spoken by Talking Skull
"Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys...and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin' to board. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys...dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, eh? Sure ye come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please...there be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don't obey."

- Talking Skull

Spoken by Talking Skull
"Ye come seeking adventure and salty pirates, eh? Aye, you've come to the proper place. You seek the legend. You seek Captain Jack Sparrow. But heed this warning: only a true pirate be fit to sail with Captain Jack. And that methinks is a perilous voyage for even the bravest of seafarers."

- Talking Skull

Dialogue
"So, then, who among you thinks ye has what it takes to join Captain Jack's ruddy crew? Say 'aye!'" "Aye!" "Ha! Then prepare to be put to the test, and face the trials of a pirate's life." "Proceed at your own risk...and mark well me words, mateys: dead men tell no tales."

- Talking Skull

"How did all of these people get in my cave?" "That's your new crew, Captain." "Why do I need a new crew in my cave?" "For the battle, sir." "Battle? What battle? [cannon fire] Ah, that battle!"

- Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"Ahoy there, Captain Jack!" "Ahoy back, strange, inespicably, talking skull in the sky." "Your new recruits had served you well. Proved themselves in battle, they did." "You have trained them well, my floating, curiously nameless friend."

- Talking Skull and Jack Sparrow