Quote:Joshamee Gibbs

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Spoken by Gibbs
"It's bad luck to be singin' about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog, mark my words."

- Joshamee Gibbs to James Norrington

Dialogue
"Mother's love! Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck." "Ah, fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." "...Aye, that'll about do it."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"I'm going after the Black Pearl...I know where it's going to be, and I'm gonna take it." "Jack, it's a fool's errand. You know better than me the tales of the Black Pearl." "That's why I know what Barbossa is up to. All I need is a crew." "From what I hear tell of Captain Barbossa, he's not a man to suffer fools, nor strike a bargain with one." "Well, then I'd say it's a very good thing I'm not a fool, then, eh?"

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Take what you can!" "Give nothin' back!"

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken by Gibbs
"Mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all."

- Joshamee Gibbs to Marty

"And already the world seems a bit less bright. He fooled us all right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow."

- Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken by Gibbs
"Aye. The wind’s on our side, boys! That’s all we need!"

- Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken by Joshamee Gibbs
"I hear a rumor...Jack Sparrow's in London, hell bent to find the Fountain of Youth."

- Joshamee Gibbs

"What's your play, Jack?"

- Joshamee Gibbs to Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Joshamee Gibbs
"Welcome back to His Majesty Navy, Master Gibbs!"

- Hector Barbossa to Joshamee Gibbs

Dialogue
"Now...what do we have here?" "Jack?" [The Jailor hits Gibbs with a club] "Not necessary! You were saying?" "Jack...Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs." "Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here." "I told 'em, I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case." "I think that it would be a poor defense, unless you want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal."

- Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Guilty?" "That's not fair!" [Crowd screams in approval] "Shut it! [Bangs his gavel] Joshamee Gibbs. The crime of which you have been found guilty of, is of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life."

- Foreman, Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"What about you, Jack? Last I heard, you were hell bent to find the Fountain of Youth. Any luck?" "Circumstances arose, and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor." "Meaning, you gave up." "I did not! I am just as bent as ever, hellishly so. I shall taste those waters, Master Gibbs. Mark my words."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"All part of the plan, yes?" "[Jack gets hit by a Royal Guard]...No."

- Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Be we on the proper course, Gibbs?" "Aye, it be proper. There's your proof." [Barbossa looks through the spyglass] "The Spaniard!"

- Hector Barbossa and Joshamee Gibbs

"Aye, Whitecap Bay. Every worthless seamen fears the name, and rightly so. Though few know why or dare to ask." "Be the stories true?" "Say what robs you of your staunch heart Gibbs, or forever leave it to the whiter fields of fancy." "...Mermaids, captain." "Aye. Mermaids. Sea ghouls, devil fish, dreadful in hunger for flesh of man. Mermaid waters, that be our path. Cling to your soul, Gibbs, as mermaids be given to take the rest, to the bone."

- Hector Barbossa and Joshamee Gibbs