"We are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."
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"It's not a bad look, really. Eh?"
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"Instead of sending that flute we'll be boarding today to the sea bottom, I could merely capture her, and give her to you, mon ami, to captain for me. Admittedly, she's a bit unwieldy and slow, but one must start somewhere. What say you, Jacques?"