Quote:Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! A toast to piracy and its many shiny rewards. As a career, what could be more rewarding? Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! I humbly accept this magnificent treasure as my reward for a life of villainy, larceny, skullduggery and persnickety-nee. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! I raise a toast to honor my many shipmates lost at sea. Salute, mes amis. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Drink up lads! There's treasure enough for all! I shall take this paltry sum as a stipend to cover my expenses, and a chest of jewels. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! You know this song, parrot? Feel free to join in anytime. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

―Jack Sparrow to a parrot

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"It’s Captain Jack Sparrow we're after, and a fortune in gold. Run up your white flag, you scurvy scum, and bring me Captain Jack Sparrow, or I'll be sending you to Davy Jones."
"You will never get the gold! We will never surrender!"
"Give 'em a broadside! Pound 'em lads, pound 'em! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Barbossa—we’re going to sink your ship!"
"Captain Jack Sparrow! Show yourself, you miserable cur!"

―Hector Barbossa and Spanish guards

"Strike your colours you bloomin' cockroaches! Surrender Captain Jack Sparrow or by thunder we'll burn this city to the ground!"
"Two shot holes Captain—one clean through the mizzenmast."
"They need a bit of persuasion mateys. Fire at will!"

―Hector Barbossa and a pirate crewman

"Where be Captain Jack Sparrow? Speak up! Or do you fancy a swim with Davy Jones?"
"Don't tell him Carlos! Don’t be chicken!"
"Pipe the lubber aloft mateys. Where be Captain Jack Sparrow and the treasure ya' bilge rat?!"
"Do not tell him, Carlos! No, no, no, no!"

―Treasure Keeper and Carlos' wife

"Ha ha! Fool him, I did, by golly. Search all you wants Captain Jack Sparrow, you'll never find the treasure without a look at this here map, and this lovely key to the treasure!"

―Pooped Pirate

"Here I be—holdin' the treasure map, and the key as well. What I wouldn't give to see the look on Cap'n Jack Sparrow's face when he hears tell 'tis only me what's got the goods, haha!"

―The Pooped Pirate

The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"Never mind them."

―Jack Sparrow to the Redhead concerning the guests

"Out of rum. Why? Why are we out of rum?"

―Jack Sparrow

"I always wonder why they call it the Flying Dutchman. I don't get it."

―Jack Sparrow

"Batten down the hatches, mates, it's gonna get ugly! Relatively speaking."

―Jack Sparrow

"Some have said, in fact, I am my worst enemy. Nevertheless...Hit the deck!"

―Jack Sparrow

"I'll see you to Davy Jones...Jones. Fire! [cannon fires at Jack] Apparently, I should've been more specific. Consider that a warning!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Right, mates. Now it's our turn! Let's show ol' Captain Calamari what we're made of, eh? Savvy? Port side cannon...Fire!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Well done, mates. I knew you had it in you. Now, come back in eight minutes and we'll do it all over again, eh?"

―Jack Sparrow

"Now, on deck! Batten down the hatches, weigh anchor! We sail...with the tide."

―Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"Ye come seeking adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Aye, you've come to the proper place. You seek the legend. You seek Captain Jack Sparrow. But heed this warning: only a true pirate be fit to sail with Captain Jack. And that methinks is a perilous voyage for even the bravest of seafarers. So, then, who among you thinks ye has what it takes to join Captain Jack's ruddy crew? Say 'aye!'"
"Aye!"
"Ha! Then prepare to be put to the test, and face the trials of a pirate's life."

―Talking Skull and guests

"So, if ye have what it takes to be a ruddy pirate, raise your fist in the air and let me hear you say 'Arr!'"
"Arr!"
"Arrrharharhar! That be what I'd like to hear! Now, muster up and stand at attention for Captain...Jack...Sparrow!"

―Talking Skull and guests

"Mark well what ye saw here today, mateys, and always remember this as the day you sail with Captain Jack Sparrow."

―Talking Skull

Dialogue

"Never mind them." (whispers before being slapped)
"He probably had that coming."
"I'm not that kind of girl!"
"All evidence to the contrary." (slapped again)
"He definitely had that coming."
"Shut it, I get the point."

―Jack Sparrow, the Talking Skull and the Redhead

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for..."
"Looks like someone forgot to lock the liquor cabinet."
"Who left all these empty bloody bottles in the middle of my deck?"
"Uh, you did, Captain."
"So says you."
"So says you."
"So says you. I have no recollection of that whatsover, and I don't plans to."
"I don't doubt it."
"Out of rum. Why? Why are we out of rum?"
"I wonder."

―Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"How did all of these people get in my cave?"
"That's your new crew, Captain."
"Why do I need a new crew in my cave?"
"For the battle, sir."
"Battle? What battle? [cannon fire] Ah, that battle! Batten down the hatches, mates, it's gonna get ugly! Relatively speaking."

―Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"I'll see you to Davy Jones...Jones. Fire! [cannon fires at Jack] Apparently, I should've been more specific. Consider that a warning!"
"Fire at will!"
"Will?! Where are you, young William. Show yourself!"

―Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"Ahoy there, Captain Jack!"
"Ahoy back, strange, inexplicably talking skull in the sky."
"Your new recruits have served you well. Prove themselves in battle, they did."
"You have trained them well, my floating, curiously luminous friend."

―Talking Skull and Jack Sparrow

"Well done, mates. I knew you had it in you. Now, come back in eight minutes and we'll do it all over again, eh?"
"All right, mateys. Time to taketh the Pirate's Oath. Captain Jack, would you do the honors?"
"It would be my honor to do the honors, which I will now do...now. Honorably. Raise your right hands, and I shall reciteth the Oath...th. Right, then. All who wants to be a pirate, say 'aye'! Perfect! Congratulations, you're all pirates. Welcome to me humble crew."

―Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

"Prepare to make sail! Yo ho, yo ho—"
"Capital idea, Captain Jack! Come on, me hearties, join us in a round!"
"Don't mind if I do."
"Not that kind of a round! Sing, everyone!"
"Yo, ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, drink up me hearties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hearties yo ho!"

―Jack Sparrow and the Talking Skull

Pirates of the Caribbean: Battle for the Sunken Treasure

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow, caught at last."
"Sir..."
"You should know by now, Jack. Nobody steals my gold."
"Sir..."
"Well?"
"Captain Jack stole your gold."
"What? You! Tell Captain Jack if he wants my gold he'll have to fight me for it!"

―Davy Jones and Maccus

Dialogue

"Sparrow! Prepare for your doom!"
"Want your treasure, Jonesy? Come and get it! Steady... Aim... Fire!"
"Fire!"

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"All these beautiful mermaids. Creatures of legend and lore, right in front of me! What an exciting adventure, indeed!"

―Jack Sparrow about the mermaids

"Here now! I rather resent your implications, implicating that I was implicit and whatnot. I don't know anything about an amulet, much less had anything to do with taking one. Besides, had there been an amulet, I would have had to have known there had been an amulet in order to have taken an amulet what was there to be taken. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Tumen

"Why is it always magic and curses and metal ships and weird little dolls?"

―Jack Sparrow

"I regret nothing, ever."

―Jack Sparrow to Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III

"But how do you know about Stone-Eyed Sam? I don't remember telling you anything about him being out and about here! And while we're asking questions, Davy Jones said he already had everything he needed, and 'all that was left is to lock 'em up for safekeeping.' 'Em.' As in 'them.' Besides us and, more important, the watch, you were the only thing locked up in his brig. Just how do you fit into his little time-traveling plans?"

―Jack Sparrow to Tia Dalma

"And, if you remember, though you probably don't, as a lamebrain like you can barely seem to remember that the Florida coast is west of the Antilles, what I was refering to as 'stupid' was your plot to mutiny."

―Jack Sparrow to Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III

"Here you are just thinking 'Jackie's not good enough to be a pirate, why can't he be more like his cousin Valerie, or Grandmama, proper pirates they be aye matey', and whatnot..."

―Jack Sparrow to Teague

"So, your ability to remain free resides in the hands of a rum trafficker smitten with the drink."

―Jack Sparrow to Teague

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"...and a captain who is clearly mad?"

―Laura Smith

"Proceed carefully, Jack Sparrow. You've already drunk a sip of what the sea has in store for you."

―Tia Dalma

"Captain Jack Sparrow, biggest troublemaker on the Seven Seas."

―Laura Smith

"Now, it's high time I board the Misty Lady and make us all scarce. Mind terribly giving me a lift?"

―Teague to Jack Sparrow

Dialogue

"I am Fitzwilliam P. Dalton the Third."
"I don't care if you're Pope Fitzdalton P. William the Seventh. I don't know what you're doing here, but we are very busy sailors with very important things to do. So if you don't mind, we'll just raise the sails, set our course, et cetera, et cetera—all without you—and be on our way."

―Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III and Jack Sparrow

"To adventure."
"Yes, to adventure."
"... and of course, to treasure... and freedom!"

―Arabella Smith, Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III, and Jack Sparrow

"The Sword of Cortés is not a treasure I'm going to part with."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, Jack Sparrow."

―Jack Sparrow and the three "Blue Tails"

"Proceed carefully, Jack Sparrow. You've already drunk a sip of what the sea has in store for you. And be warned, the Sword is not the only curse Cortes has left behind."
"No worries, love. From now on, it's only uncursed treasure for us. Riches are a perfectly fine way to secure freedom. Savvy?"

―Tia Dalma and Jack Sparrow

"What in the Seven Seas could you possibly want this piece of pawnshop trash for?"
"Trash? The only trash I see here are two little boys lost at sea and a pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel!"
"Hold it there, mate. This is my pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel, and you're standing aboard it, so you might want to show it, and me, her captain, some respect."

―Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"Seal the entrance. Seal our fates."
"Even in the hour of your death, you are a dramatist, my liege."
"Hardly dramatic, 'Captain.' Is this a fine end for one to meet, in your opinion? Especially one such as me? I flee from my overbearing father, leave behind a life of privilege, come face-to-face with the undead—on more than one occasion—battle vicious pirates, mermaids, storm kings, and snake women, only to perish tied up in a dark cave with the last person on earth I would wish to perish with."
"Sounds as though you are living quite vicariously through me. After all, I was the one who battled the mermaids, the storm king, and the snake woman. So I would say your assessments are quite inaccurate. As such, you should be honored to perish with me."

―Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III and Jack Sparrow

"Now, 'Captain'. Please, vacate this ship. It is the property of the East India Trading Company."
"Over my dead body."

―Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III and Jack Sparrow

"Jackie! Where on earth did you learn to fight like that? You were always so—well, frankly, awful."
"Oh, it's you."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Jack."
"Don't dare say another word. Get up. Get off my boat."
"Now, Jack..."
"I don't care where you go after you're off, but get off. Swim to the 'royal pains' back there, swim to the East India Trading Company slave ships, swim over to Teague and sail off into the sunset together. I don't care where the devil you go. Just go. Now. Now!"

―Jack Sparrow and Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III

"Nice job, Jackie!"
"Oh, shut up."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"So, good luck getting back up there. May the fates be with you, et cetera, et cetera...."

―Jack Sparrow to Renegade Robbie

"I think this situation is what one might call a 'pickle'."
"Mmmm, pickles be tasty sometimes."

―Jack Sparrow and Renegade Robbie

"Now, if I may continue."
"The floor's all yours, mate."
"You have been tried and convicted for your willful commission of crimes against the Crown, said crimes being infinite in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of those to be cited herewith: piracy, threatening members of the Royal Navy with their own weapons, threatening members of the Royal Navy with your own weapons, theft of a gaggle of geese from a wading pond outside of Boston, threatening members of the Royal Navy with said gaggle of geese, looting, arson, theft of a Royal Navy vessel, possessing an unlawful quantity of barley and hops, pillaging, cavorting with soothsayers, extortion, smuggling; and for these crimes you have been sentenced to be executed by hanging... or just generally killed somehow in the event that he who is officiating the execution does not care to sully his ship."
"I have a strange feeling you added that last part, about the ship-sullying and all..."
"Keep silent! The execution will take place at dawn. Oh, look, the sun seems to be creeping up over the horizon already. I suppose we needn't waste any more time, then."

―Lawrence Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"Do you want to come back?"
"No."
"Very well, then. We can leave you at our next port—Tortuga."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

The Price of Freedom

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"This rum is half gone. WHY is the rum gone? I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it!"

―Jack Sparrow to the crew of the Fair Wind

"Risky thing, helping slaves escape. If you'll recall, slave hunters have large, fierce dogs, and they carry pistols. The slave hunters, not the dogs."

―Jack Sparrow to Cutler Beckett

"I'm having trouble recalling your name. Princess...Amenrah? No. Ah, I remember. Princess Amenirdis. Welcome to my humble vessel, Your Highness."

―Jack Sparrow to Amenirdis

"Five years ago I was on board a ship. Not my ship. It wasn't my choice to be there. I'd been impressed. Taken aboard by force."

―Jack Sparrow to Ayisha

"If Chamba hasn't explained, this is what's happening. We've got a rogue pirate closing in on us, and he's made his intention to attack us clear. The rogue pirates are the ones that give no quarter, savvy? That means they take no prisoners. If they capture us, we're all dead."

―Jack Sparrow to Amenirdis, Tarek, and Shabako

"Most men want to kiss pretty girls that they...like, and, um, care about. Especially if the pretty girl gets within kissing range. We don't always do it, obviously, but the impulse is there."

―Jack Sparrow to Amenirdis

"May all the forces of Hades and Hell damn Cutler Beckett for eternity, Robby. May he die alone, and have no one to mourn him."

―Jack Sparrow

"I say, to hell with the Cutler Becketts of this world, and to hell with their so-called ‘legal’ ways of doing business. Once a pirate, always a pirate. I know that now, and I swear from now on, it's the pirate life for me!"

―Jack Sparrow to Robert Greene

"Mates, I now libate—if there indeed be such a word, which I rather doubt—our lovely angel here. May she watch out for us, keep us safe, and guide us on our journeys! I christen thee...the Black Pearl!"

―Jack Sparrow to his crew

"You will be pleased when we clear the harbor and put up the t’gallants and royals. I believe that with the wind, the Pearl will be the fastest ship you've ever sailed on. Uncatchable, savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Domingo Velasquez

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"I mean that for some reason, I'm inclined to indulge you, Sparrow. I have another ship. It's one I actually own. It's an older ship. The shipwrights have told me that converting her hold to haul slaves would be expensive, and rather time-consuming, so I bought her for hauling other cargos. She's called the Wicked Wench. Would you like to sail her for me, Captain Sparrow?"

―Cutler Beckett to Jack Sparrow

"He's an interesting man."
"A gross understatement, my dear. Jack is an absolutely fascinating man. You're unlikely to meet anyone else like him."

―Amenirdis and Esmeralda

"Lots of rum, lots of women. That's Jack for you."

―Esmeralda

"If I had to fight a ship-to-ship battle against three or four adversaries, I would want Jack as the captain of the ship that was fighting alongside me. If I had to invade a fortress, and I wanted to make sure I'd get out alive, I'd have him at my side. If sword-wielding enemies surrounded me, I'd want him at my back. As long as Jack's own precious hide is at risk, you could ask for no better comrade in battle. He's a clever and experienced fighter―when he's cornered."

―Esmeralda

Dialogue

"I win again, Jacques! It is my day, not yours!"
"He who wins the day must buy the drinks. It's traditional."

―Christophe-Julien de Rapièr and Jack Sparrow

"Good afternoon, lovely ladies, and esteemed gentlemen. My apologies for my tardiness. I needed to assume more...suitable...attire."
"If you must come in, Jacky boy, sit down and stop babbling."
"And our esteemed Keeper of the Code, Captain Teague, of course."

―Jack Sparrow and Edward Teague

"I was in a bit of a quandary. I couldn't tell him the truth, of course, and I didn't want to identify anyone because Teague can be...rough...on those who annoy him."
"I’ve heard."

―Jack Sparrow and Esmeralda

"And who be ye, lad?"
"Jack Sparrow. It's always regrettable to hear about the loss of a good ship, Captain Barbossa."
"Aye, 'tis. And when we find the scurvy blackguard responsible, he can apologize to me little Polly personally, in Davy Jones's locker."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I have eight pesos. How many do you need?"
"Neptune’s nightgown, love! You can't go flashing that much money here! This is Shipwreck City! Are you mad?"

―Esmeralda and Jack Sparrow

"Don't think the thought of mounting a search for Zerzura hasn't occurred to me, Captain. That was nearly the first thing I thought of, when I reached my new assignment."
"The only problem with legends like that, is that most of them don't include treasure maps."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"I'll do my best to round up the crew we'll need...Cap'n."
"Doesn't that sound beautiful? Captain Jack Sparrow. Nice ring to it, eh?"

―Robert Greene and Jack Sparrow

"Ah, Captain Sparrow! How nice that you could join us for luncheon. Allow me to introduce my houseguest. This is Viscount, Lord Reginald Marmaduke Bracegirdle-Penwallow, the EITC's Director of African Affairs."
"It is a pleasure to meet you, Lord Penwallow."
"Thank you, Captain Sparrow, and I must say the pleasure is all mine. It’s an honor to meet the captain who so nearly broke the record for sailing the Triangle—and on the vessel's maiden voyage as an EITC ship, too! Well done, well done, Captain Sparrow!"

―Cutler Beckett, Jack Sparrow and Reginald Marmaduke Bracegirdle-Penwallow

"About last night. Me memory is a bit...foggy."
"I am not surprised by that. You were wounded and lost a fair amount of blood. I understand you took a knock on the head. And, of course, you were drunk."
"All of those things are true. But I do remember watching you unhook your corselet, and let down your hair...and then you kissed me..."
"Ah, you do remember."
"But after we kissed... Nothing. Did we...?"
"No. You fell asleep."
"Oh. Me arm feels much better today. And I'm not a bit sleepy, now. Perhaps we can, er, remedy last night's, er, omission?"
"I think that might be possible."

―Jack Sparrow and Esmeralda

"Captain Sparrow, do you believe that I am gullible? Or stupid, even?"
"Oh, no, Mr. Beckett. No, sir. No."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Look at what a good influence you’ve had over me, these past five years."
"Good influence! Jack, you still drink like a fish, gamble, and I long ago lost track of the wenches. Or, in the case of Esmeralda and Ayisha, ladies."
"Ah, but think of how wicked I would have been if I hadn’t had you to slow me down, mate."

―Jack Sparrow and Robert Greene

"You've loved this ship since the first moment you saw her. I've never seen you look at a woman the way you look at her. I think you and the Wench were meant to be together, Jack. One of those pairs people say in the same breath. Like... Adam and Eve. King Arthur and Excalibur. Robin Hood and Maid Marian. Jack Sparrow and the Wicked Wench. The Wicked Wench is like your pearl of great price."
"Pearl?"
"It's from the Bible, Jack. A parable Jesus told his disciples, about a merchant who saw a perfect pearl, the most wonderful, beautiful one in the whole world, but very costly. The merchant had to have this thing that was so perfect, so he sold everything he had so he could possess it."

―Jack Sparrow and Robert Greene

"Jack, this letter arrived yesterday, from Lord Penwallow, my former patron. In it, he chastises me for not delivering his cargo."
"People aren't cargo, mate."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"She's just a ship. Made of wood, and canvas. You're going to destroy your own property? Just to get back at me?"
"She's not just a ship to you, Jack. And yes. That's precisely what I am going to do."

―Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett

"You are not of the Brethren Court! Who are you, audacious boy, to summon me thus?"
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow...sir."
"Ahhhhhh...I remember you now. Teague's whelp."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"You are young to be a captain, boy."
"Thank you, Captain Jones. I'm really quite good at it, I assure you. And I'd like to remain a captain."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"What is it you want? And what have you to trade for it?"
"Well, I have my immortal soul. At least, I'm pretty sure I didn't misplace it somewhere along the way."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Go on, Sparrow. What is it you want?"
"Well, that will take a little while to enumerate, but I've got it all worked out. Do you mind if I sit down? I've had rather a rough day, all things considered..."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: Legends of the Brethren Court

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"How odd. Must have words with that first mate of mine. Bit of a loose cannon, he is. It's probably all those feathers on his hat, distracting him. You agree my hat is finer than his, don't you?"

―Jack Sparrow on Hector Barbossa

"Barbossa thinks his hat outshines mine because of the ostrich feathers, but everyone knows that it just makes his head look like the ratty nest of a dead bird."

―Jack Sparrow to Catastrophe Shane

"Spanish pirates! Vagabonds and lummoxes! What are they doing in our Caribbean, I'd like to know? Don't they have their own sea to pillage and plunder?"

―Jack Sparrow

"Typical arrogant Spaniards. As if the East India Trading Company isn't trouble enough, now we have to deal with the regular Spanish navy everywhere and Spanish pirates as well. Why can't the Caribbean just be full of mermaids and vengeful ghosts and shapeshifting sorceresses? I ask you. Those I know how to deal with. Hey, why is the rum gone?"

―Jack Sparrow

"Yes. You're right, the noble Captain Jack Sparrow can't just sit idly by and let gold—I mean, this fine young lady—sail off to her doom. Clearly, we must go after the go—I mean, the young lady. It's only right and proper. Crew! Trim the jib! Man the helm! We've got some rescuing to do!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirate Lord of the Caribbean. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Sticks in your head. Sounds rakish and majestic all at once, like a proper pirate captain. Not at all sillysounding like, say, hypothetically, off the top of my head, Smarbossa."

―Jack Sparrow

"'Popular with the ladies' is my middle name. Well, that and 'danger'. And 'freedom'. And possibly Robert. Depends on who you ask, really."

―Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"What’s a Brethren Court?"
"The Brethren Court is composed of the nine Pirate Lords, the greatest pirates in all the Seven Seas. And also Jack."
"Jack’s a Pirate Lord?"
"Somehow. Most likely through some typical Jack trickery—or luck, he has an uncommon amount of that, too. We’ll see how long that lasts."

―Marcella and Hector Barbossa

Dialogue

"Jack! JACK! I don't know what you're playing at, but I know you can hear me, Jack."
"Oh, sorry. I presumed you must be addressing some other Jack, one who was not captain of the finest ship ever to sail the Seven Seas—since surely if you were addressing me, you would have said 'Captain Jack,' isn't that right?"
"My apologies, Captain Jack."
"That's much better. When we get our new crew in Tortuga, they'll be looking to you for how to behave. Savvy?"

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Billy Turner? Is it really you?"
"Oh, hello, Jack. I wondered if I would see you here sooner or later."
"But this is marvelous! This is your lucky day, old friend! It just so happens that due to surprising and unforeseen circumstances entirely beyond my control, there is a position available with my crew."

―Jack Sparrow and Billy Turner

"But this is marvelous! This is your lucky day, old friend! It just so happens that due to surprising and unforeseen circumstances entirely beyond my control, there is a position available with my crew."
"Tie up yer own cursed ship! I'm off to find a ship whose cap'n ain't barmy as a seagull."
"Perhaps more than one position, then. Know anyone else who might want to join us?"

―Jack Sparrow and one of his crewmen

"I mean, you want me to join your crew. Thanks, Jack, flattered, but I'm not looking for work. I'm just trying to get home."
"But Billy, lad! Take a look at my ship! The Black Pearl, Billy—remember the stories we used to hear about the fastest ship in the world? This is it! But it's even faster now."
"Not faster than Davy Jones's ship, the Flying Dutchman."
"Pfft. Unfair advantage. Extrasupernatural, dead crew, all that. Also, did you notice my hat? Isn't it excellent? Come on, Bill—we're going to have grand adventures!"
"Pirate adventures, you mean. No thanks, Jack. I have responsibilities now."
"Yes. And how is the little wife?"
"She's doing very well, Jack. I know she'd love for you to visit. And then you could meet our son."
"Your what? Come again?"
"Our son, Jack—we have a baby boy."
"Oh. Did you name him Jack, by any chance?"
"I'm afraid not, Jack. He's a William, like me."

―Billy Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Wouldn't you like to take some pirate gold back to your baby-who-is-not-named-Jack?"
"I left to make my fortune on a merchant ship, but we were attacked by Spanish pirates not far from here, and they stole the ship. I've been stranded on Tortuga ever since."

―Jack Sparrow and Billy Turner

"All right, lands. Who here would like to join the finest pirate crew ever to sail the Caribbean?"
"Why, is Villanueva hiring?"
"You would be joining the Black Pearl. You may have heard of it by its former name, the Wicked Wench. And you would be sailing under the command of the famous Pirate Lord of the Caribbean, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, come now. It's all slander and calumny! Don't believe everything you hear! Well, maybe most things. But it's going to be different this time, me hearties. Treasure and fortune await! Well. We are going to sit down right over here, and you can all line up to be interviewed. No pushing. Let's be civilized."

―Jack Sparrow and one of the drinkers at the Faithful Bride

"New Holland? Is Old Holland anywhere near Shanghai? Maybe he just got confused. Anyway, it could be worse. We could have veered off to Australia."
"You dolt! New Holland is Australia!"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"What a most fortunate meeting this is. The gods have indeed given us their favor today. Please, come aboard the Empress so we can meet properly."
"Oh, that's all right. Quite happy over here, thanks."
"No, really. I insist."
"An who is doing the inviting, if I might ask?"
"Me? Is it not obvious? I am Sao Feng."
"Sao Feng, Sao Feng. Nope, never heard of 'im."
"Never heard of me! I'm only the fiercest captain to ever sail the South China Sea! The Seven Seas, in fact!"
"The fiercest, eh? Then shouldn't you be the Pirate Lord of Singapore and the South China Sea? Last I heard, it was a fellow by the name of Liang Dao."
"Liang Dao is my older brother. He inherited the title of Pirate Lord from our father."

―Sao Feng and Jack Sparrow

"Let’s get on with it. I take it there’s something you want from us, isn’t there?"
"I believe what we have here is an opportunity. An opportunity to make a bargain for mutual benefit.”"
"Right. You tell us where the Shadow Gold is, and we go on our merry way and leave you alone. Sounds mutually beneficial to me."

―Hector Barbossa, Sao Feng, and Jack Sparrow

"I say, Diego, could you just reach in and grab that for me? I don't want to get my hands wet."
"No, senor! You grab it! This is your quest."
"Whatever happened to all your respect for your captain? What happened to being a loyal crew member, Diego?"
"I am loyal, but with the whole Spanish navy after Carolina and me, I need all the luck I can get. I can't afford to make it worse. Lo siento—I'm sorry, Jack."

―Jack Sparrow and Diego de Leon

"I never thought I'd get to go to India. Where does this Pirate Lord live?"
"Around, er, these parts."
"What our dear captain means is near Bombay. Sri Sumbhajee has been tormenting the ships going in and out of this port for years."

―Carolina, Jack Sparrow, and Hector Barbossa

"If we can find Sri Sumbhajee's base before he knows we're there, then we attack with the element of surprise. I say we go in with guns a-blazing and swords held high and demand that he hand over his vial of Shadow Gold."
"That is just the kind of original thinking I expect from you, Barbossa."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Fortune has clearly brought us here."
"Felt more like a horrible, wet, nasty storm than fortune to me. We're going to regret this."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"King Samuel is a liar and a traitor!"
"King Samuel. Remember that. A liar and traitor, eh? Sounds horribly like...a pirate"
"But this one doesn't honor the Code! He's made underhanded deals with the Dutch and the Portuguese to let their slave ships through. He's been selling people—prisoners he captures, warriors he defeats, even his own people!—as slaves. He calls himself a king...but the truth is, he is nothing but filth."

―An African pirate with two gold teeth and a long scar and Jack Sparrow

"Visions of the future? Well, that doesn't sound so bad. Hey, Jean lad, tell me—how soon will I make my first million doubloons? Or, I know—have my pretty lass friends back in Tortuga forgotten about me yet? Or how about this—where can I find the best rum, eh?"
"He's not a crystal ball."
"Betrayal. Betrayal awaits you...."
"Uh-oh Not good."
"I see an island. You're alone on an island with buried rum, lots of rum..."
"Much better! Not bad at all! Er—how much rum, exactly?"

―Jack Sparrow, Diego de Leon, and Jean Magliore

"Skeletons in the moonlight! They look alive, but they're not! Cursed, they're all cursed! Even the monkey!"
"See? Utter nonsense!"
[...]
"Jack...watch out...he's out there waiting..."
"The Shadow Lord?"
"And the other one...thirteen years, Jack...and then he sends his pet. Beware, for the beastie brings you death...."
"More nonsense! Ha-ha! Rambling! Makes no sense to anybody! Especially not to me! No, sir!"

―Jean Magliore and Jack Sparrow

"How old is she?"
"Safer not to ask."

―Jack Sparrow and Teague on Grandmama

"Finding a new crew in Tortuga...I feel like we've been here before, Hector, don't you? What do they call that? Deja-booty?"
"You leave it to me, Captain. I'll find us a new crew. I'll take care of everything."
"Wonderful. Wake me once we'ree in the Atlantic, will you?"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

Tales of the Code: Wedlocked

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"You are getting married? How far along are you?"
"Ha! My groom has dreamy eyes and speaks fancy words, with lots of syllables."
"My groom is a cap'n. Men all over the world speak his name..."
[showing off her finger which wore engagement ring with a red-ish diamond]
[showing off a very similar ring]"Perhaps you've heard of my fiancé?"
[both]"Jack Sparrow?"
[both growl in anger]
"That scoundrel! Thinks he can marry the both of us!"

―Scarlett and Giselle

"How dare you!"
"Where is Jack?"
"Yeah!"

―Giselle and Scarlett

"No! Don't you see? This is all the doing of one man! Jack Sparrow!"
"Sparrow..."
"Where?!"

―Auctioneer, a pirate and Mungard

"Next time I see him, I'll be re-acquainting Jack Sparrow with the palm of my hand."
"So will I. Not that I didn't trust Jack, but in case he got cold feet, I thought, perhaps, taking these out of his boat might slow him down a bit."

―Giselle and Scarlett

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

―Jack Sparrow to Mullroy and Murtogg

"Commodore Norrington, My effects, please! And My hat!"

―Jack Sparrow to Commodore Norrington

"Gentlemen, m'lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

―Jack Sparrow to Royal Navy soldiers and Elizabeth Swann.

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and old Jack. Come on. Come on. That's a boy. Good boy. Come get the bone. That's a good boy. Come on. A bit closer. A bit closer. That's it. That's it, doggy. Come on, you filthy, slimy, mangy cur. (dog hears something) No, no, no. Don't do that. (dog runs away) No, no, no, no, no! I didn't mean it. I didn't..."

―Jack Sparrow to the Prison Dog

"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

―Jack Sparrow to Koehler and Twigg

"So there is a curse...that's interesting."

―Jack Sparrow to Koehler and Twigg

"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."

―Jack Sparrow to William Turner

"Son...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Gillette

"Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make way! We'd have had a hard time of it by ourselves."

―Jack Sparrow taunting Commodore Norrington after stealing the Interceptor

"Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs after waking him

"Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer, man."

―Jack Sparrow to Cotton

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

―Jack Sparrow to the crew of the Interceptor

"Last time I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time...the rumrunners used this island as a cache. They came by and I was able to barter passage off. From the looks of things, they've long been out of business. You probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that."

―Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

―Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the rum. [...] But why is the rum gone?"

―Jack Sparrow

"'Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible for you—' Well, it bloody is now! [sees the HMS Dauntless offshore] There'll be no living with her after this."

―Jack Sparrow after Elizabeth Swann burned all of the supply of rum.

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

―Jack Sparrow

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this.
[Turns to Weatherby Swann]
I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually...Ecumenically...Grammatically?
[To James Norrington]
I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
[To Elizabeth Swann]
Elizabeth. It would never have worked between us darling...I'm sorry.
[To Will Turner]
Will...nice hat. Friends. This is the day that you will always remember as the day that—[Falls off]"

―Jack Sparrow saying his farewell

"On deck, you scabrous dogs! Hands to braces! Let go and haul to run free. Now...Bring me that horizon. [hums to himself] And really bad eggs...Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

―Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"That is without doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen."

―Commodore Norrington about Jack Sparrow

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
"So it would seem."

―Theodore Groves and James Norrington

"Not a lot's known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta. That was before I'd met him. Back when he was captain of the Black Pearl."
"What? He failed to mention that."
"He plays things closer to the vest now. And a hard-learned lesson it was. See, three days out on the venture, the first mate comes to him and says everything's an equal share. That should mean the location of the treasure, too. So, Jack gives up the bearings. That night, there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die, but not before he'd gone mad with the heat."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Will Turner

"Why, thank ye, Jack. [...] Not you. We named the monkey 'Jack'."

―Hector Barbossa to Jack Sparrow

"I know why we're here. I meant, why aren't we doing what Mr. Sparrow said we should do, with the cannons and all?"
"Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it."
"...You think he wasn't telling the truth?"

―Murtogg and Commodore Norrington

"Ten years you carry that pistol, and now you waste your shot."
"He didn't waste it."

―Hector Barbossa to Jack, and Will Turner to Barbossa

"Jack Sparrow. Be it known that you have been charged, tried, and convicted for your willful commission of crimes against the Crown, said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of these to be cited herewith... piracy, smuggling, falsification of Letters of Marque and Reprisal, impersonating an officer of the British Royal Navy, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness. And for these crimes, you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul."

―Town Clerk reading Captain Jack Sparrow's sentence

"I thought we might endure some ill-conceived escape attempt, but not from you."
"On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency. And this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He's a pirate!"
"And a good man."

―James Norrington, Weatherby Swann and Will Turner after Jack Sparrow's failed escape

"Idiot. He has nowhere to go but back to the noose!"

―Gillette

Dialogue

"Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. And I shall need to know your name."
"What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?"
"...Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith."

―Harbormaster and Jack Sparrow

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, 'Mr. Smith'?"
"Yeah. And no lies."
"Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

―Mullroy, Murtogg and Jack Sparrow

"I said no lies."
"I think he's telling the truth."
"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us."
"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

―Murtogg, Mullroy and Jack Sparrow

"Well, well. Jack Sparrow, isn't it?"
"Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir."
"Well, I don't see your ship, Captain."
"I'm in the market, as it were."

―James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"No additional shot nor powder. A compass that doesn’t point North.
[Then taking Jacks sword and looking at it]
And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."

―James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?"
"You threatened Miss Swann."
"...Only a little."

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Who makes all these?"
"I do! And I practice with them...three hours a day!"
"...You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!"

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?"
"...Agreed."
"Agreed. Get me out."

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"One question about your business, boy. Or there's no use going. This girl...How far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh good. No worries then."

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"This is either madness or brilliance."
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Everyone stay calm, we're taking over the ship."
"Aye, avast!"

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Good man. Good pirate. I swear you look just like him."
"It's not true. He was a merchant sailor. A good, respectable man who obeyed the law."
"He was a bloody pirate, a scallywag."

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again."
"You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you."
"Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? Now, as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So. Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?"
"Tortuga?"
"Tortuga."

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Take what you can."
"Give nothin' back!"

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"How the blazes did you get off that island?"
"When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate…I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away in my ship?"
"No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"
"But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need."
"Of the two of us, I'm the only one who hasn't committed mutiny. Therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you. Funny old world, isn't it?"

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I'm having a thought here, Barbossa. What say we run up a flag of truce, I scurry over to the Interceptor, and I negotiate the return of your medallion, eh? What say you to that?"
"Now you see, Jack, that's exactly the attitude that lost you the Pearl. People are easy to search when they're dead. Lock him in the brig."

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Why, thank ye, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Not you. We named the monkey 'Jack'."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I really rather hope we were past all this."
"Jack. Jack...Did ye not notice? That be the same little island we made you governor of on our last little trip."
"...I did notice."

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the rum."
"Yes, the rum is gone."
"Why is the rum gone?"
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
"But why is the rum gone?"
"Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye open and you will see white sails on that horizon."

―Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion. The Pearl was listing to scuppers after the battle. She won't make good time. Think about it. The Black Pearl. The last real pirate threat in the Caribbean, mate. How can you pass that up?"
"By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow, not only myself."

―Jack Sparrow and James Norrington

"You've been planning this from the beginning, ever sense you learned my name!?"
"...Yeah."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow after seeing Jack stealing one of the coins secretly and convincing Barbossa to attack the Dauntless.

"All hands to the boats! Apologies. You give the orders."
"Gents. Take a walk."
"...Not to the boats?"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured, but it turns out you're a hard man to predict."
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgment day and trumpets sound? Hmm?"
"Or you could surrender."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Captain Sparrow. The Black Pearl is yours."
"...On deck, you scabrous dogs! Hands to braces! Let go and haul to run free. Now...Bring me that horizon. [hums to himself] And really bad eggs...Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

―Anamaria and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"Now we pause to appreciate the beginning of the raid proper."

―Jack Sparrow

"Jack, your name is synonymous with 'weasel'."
"Then how did I ever talk you into this?"
"That is a mystery indeed."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"First we will unlock the main gate... then we lower the flag and replace it with a Jolly Roger. That's a signal to our rickett ridden crew, and they'd best be watching for it."

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"With no ship of our own to give chase, Will and I were forced, by circumstances, to take actions that some might consider piracy. We set sail aboard the Interceptor, a brisk and sturdy vessel formerly of the British Royal Navy."

―Jack Sparrow

"Nassau. Lovely town. So much to see and do. But I'd picked a rueful time to visit, for the eve of my arrival the town came under siege by Black Smoke James—named for the cloud of black smoke he created to baffle his enemies. He was desirous to appoint himself magistrate of the island—a detail of grave concern to the man who a priori held the position."

―Jack Sparrow

"The situation was grim. The not-very-often heroic Will Turner had handed himself over as Barbossa's prisoner. While I was marooned once again on Rum Island. This time with the lady Elizabeth at me side, which improved the view dramatically. Nevertheless, we've no hope of escape."

―Jack Sparrow

Dialogue

"And for these crimes, you have been sentenced, on this day, to be hanged by the neck until dead."
"Define 'dead'. Where did you get all that?"
"The crimes of Captain Sparrow are notorious. Among our many sources, we have a detailed account of your recent criminal activities in the town of Port Royal."
"'Criminal activities'? Nonsense. Port Royal would've been burnt to cinders if it were not for my heroic interventions."

―Alberto Chaves and Jack Sparrow

"Will, lead her back to the ship! I'll keep these scallywags at bay with the point of me blade."
"We can but humbly surrender to your dashing bravery and superior swordmanship."
"Well, then. That certainly makes things easier."

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Have you gone mad? Your account couldn't be further from the truth. Elizabeth escaped on her own. It was you taken captive by Barbossa aboard the Black Pearl."
"Yes, of course. So helpful to have you by my side, correcting my inaccuracy."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Oh, 'tis an honor indeed to have you back aboard me ship."
"My ship."
"Jack Sparrow—"
"Captain."
"The man who vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. The man who sunk a French war galleon with naught but his cutlass and a diving bell."
"The man who sacked Nassau Port without firing a shot. Mustn't leave that one out."
"I've often wondered just how you managed to pull off such a trick."
"Ah, therein lies a tale."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"If this wasn't happening, I'd swear you're making it up."
"It's the life of a pirate, mate."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean Online

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"You don't happen to have a lovely sister by the name of Ethel, do you?"

―Jack Sparrow to a pirate

"Leave a nice tip, mate! Jeremy here pours a spirited spirit."

―Jack Sparrow to a pirate

Dialogue

"...And preceded to eat his own finger, to which I replied, that's not right. Even if he did know where that finger's been. Ah yes, master Gibbs tells me you've taken her. So how is she? As beautiful as ever? A word of warning mate, once you've had a taste, you'll only want more. Lest you start to covet the Black Pearl for your own, know this. The wind is her true master."
"Aye, it is."
"To control the wind is to control her destiny."
"Aye, it is!"
"And there is a way to control the wind."
"Aye...there is?"
"Don't take my word for it. It's written in stone, on a thing called the Headstone."
"The Headstone! We're not going back there, are we?"
"You've done well so far. Now this is for your efforts. But, help me find the Headstone and I promise you it will be worth your while. The catch is, no map will lead you to it, but I happen to know where it's buried...Padres. Padres... Del Fuego you know, the volcano. Lava, natives chanting, headstone thrones."
"Rough place, Padres, very shaky."
"Go there at once! We wouldn't want to lose this prize to our dear friends in the Royal Navy. I'm told they're on the hunt already. When you get there, find Valentina. She might know where to start looking. And I will meet up with you there as soon as Master Gibbs here can ready the crew."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs speaking to a pirate

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"Where's that yellow coward Sparrow? Beck, we had a deal!
But Sparrow paid me double what you was payin'. A pretty piece of profit, too! So here's your gold back. 'Course I was going to reimburse you... as it were."

―Jolly Roger and Bo Beck

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh, that's why."

―onboard the Black Pearl

"As you were, gents."

―Jack Sparrow to his sleeping crew

"On deck, all hands! Make fast the bunt gasket! On deck! Scurry! Scurry! I want movement! Movement! I want movement! Lift the skin up! Keep your loof! Haul those sheets! Run them! Run! Keep running! Run as if the devil himself and itself is upon us!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost— [a wave splashes over him]...Captain Jack Sparrow."

―Jack Sparrow to the Pelegostos

"Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."

―Jack Sparrow to Gibbs, after escaping from Isla de Pelegostos

"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills Mister Gibbs, now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!"

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs on Jack the Monkey

"No. You want you to find this...because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Look! An undead monkey. Top that!"

―Jack Sparrow to Tia Dalma

"Hide the rum."

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs after meeting up with Elizabeth Swann in Tortuga

"Still rooting for you, mate!"

―Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"One word, love. Curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

―Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

―Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann on the chance to do something brave

"Oh, shut it!"

―Jack Sparrow to Hadras

"Oh, bugger."

―repeated line

"I'll handle this, mate. Oi, fish-face! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [Mis-steps, falls down the stairs out of view. Pause, then Jack's hand, holding the jar comes back into view] Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. [sing-song voice] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?"

―Jack Sparrow to Davy Jones

"Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?"

―searching for the heart of Davy Jones

"Hello, beastie."

―Jack Sparrow to the Kraken

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"Have you noticed lately, the captain seems to be acting a bit strange...er?"
"Setting sail without knowing his own heading. Something's got Jack vexed, and mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all."

―Marty and Joshamee Gibbs

"We wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend, Captain Sparrow."
"More acquaintance than friend. How do you know him?"
"We've had dealings in the past. And we've each left our mark on the other."
"What mark did he leave on you?"

―Cutler Beckett and Will Turner

"Captain Jack Sparrow? Owes me four doubloons. Heard he was dead."

―Sailor to William Turner

"Singapore. That's what I heard. Drunk, with a smile on his face. Sure as the tide, Jack Sparrow turn up in Singapore."

―Sailor to William Turner

"Why is Jack afraid of the open ocean?"
"Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature with giant tentacles that'll suction your face clean off, and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness...The Kraken. They say the stench of its breath is like...(shudders) Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. If you believe such things."
"And the key will spare him that?"
"Well, that's the very question Jack wants answered. Bad enough, even, to go visit...her."
"Her?"
"Aye."

―Will Turner and Joshamee Gibbs

"You came back. I always knew you were a good man."

―Elizabeth Swann

"Aye. And already the world seems a bit less bright. He fooled us all, right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow!"
"Never another like Captain Jack."
"He was a gentleman of fortune, he was."
"He was a good man."

―Joshamee Gibbs, Ragetti, Pintel and Elizabeth Swann

"What would you, hm? What would any of you be willing to do, hm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond, to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?"

―Tia Dalma to Jack's crew

Dialogue

"Is that how you're all feeling, then? That perhaps dear ol' Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?
[Squawks] "Walk the plank!"
"What did the bird say?!"

―Jack Sparrow and Cotton's Parrot

"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"
"Keys unlock things?"
"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."

―Jack Sparrow, Leech, and Joshamee Gibbs

"So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
"So, we're going after this key."
"You're not making any sense at all."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?"
"He sent me. Davy Jones."
"Ah. So it's you, then. He shanghaied you into service, eh?"
"I chose it."

―Jack Sparrow and Bootstrap Bill Turner

"No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable, we are. Were. Have been. Before."
"I'll watch your back."
"It's me front I'm worried about."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor, until he run afoul of that which vex all men."
"What vexes all men?"
"What indeed?"
"The sea."
"Sums."
"The dichotomy of good and evil."
"A woman."
"A woman. He fell in love."

―Tia Dalma, Will Turner, Joshamee Gibbs, Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack Sparrow

"You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement."
"Technically I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon."
"Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow?"

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Us."
"Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene."

―Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!"
"Pretty much. Time and tide, love."

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (video game)

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"You are a disappointment. A big disappointment."

―Jack Sparrow while dueling

"Next time, best think twice about crossing Captain Jack Sparrow!"

―Jack Sparrow

"You will remember this as the day that you were defeated by Captain Jack Sparrow!"

―Jack Sparrow

"I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!"

―Jack Sparrow to Eduardo Villanueva

"Do hope you enjoy this brief time we have together, as I'll quickly defeat you."

―Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"Been rescued before. Never seems to stick."

―Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa in Davy Jones' Locker

"Remember, he who fights and runs away, lives to run away again!"

―Jack Sparrow

"And so the tale is told, a soul is lost, and the sea moves over, uncaring, unchanging, forever."

―Jack Sparrow

Dialogue

"You would sleep through your own hanging, Jack."
"I just assumed they'd wake me."
"There's only one hour until daylight, Jack. One hour to escape the hangman's noose."
"Escape? My favorite two syllable word. You have a plan?"
"Always. Just follow my lead, eh?"

―Edward Teague and Jack Sparrow

"You would sleep through your own hanging, Jack."
"Tell em' to start without me."

―Edward Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Company, Jack. Lots of company. You have to find the gypsy woman, Tia Dalma. She’s in Port Royal... somewhere. She can help you rally the pirate brethren, Jack, and that’s the only thing as might save our skins."
"Normally I would oblige: however, regrettably, and lamentably, there’s not a sail in sight."

―Edward Teague and Jack Sparrow on the shore of the Turkish prison

"Looks like you've seen a ghost."
"I am haunted by a little agreement I made. The Black Pearl raised from the depths - in exchange for my soul, in servitude aboard the Flying Dutchman."
"Not a very good deal."
"Seemed like a good idea at the time. Now the devil wants his due, and... land. Must reach land!"
"Where to, Jack?"
"Port Royal. There's someone there... usually chock-a-block with helpful advice in such situations, savvy?"
"And who is that?"
"The beautiful yet quite exotic voodoo queen, Tia Dalma."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Port Royal? Not exactly a safe place, is it, Jack? Beckett has a price on our heads."
"Desperate men will go to desperate lengths. And better being hung than being someone's dinner, eh, mate? Now witness my desperate search for the voodoo queen, Tia Dalma."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow... Still alive, I see. I guess if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Please don't bleed all over my clothes."
"I make no promises, mate."

―Vasquez and Jack Sparrow

"Jack! Always one for the grand entrance."
"Consider it partial payment for that night in Tangiers. Very entertaining."
"Done. I shall see you at the Conclave, Jack Sparrow!"

―Chevalle and Jack Sparrow

"Anchor up, make sail, lower the jib...all the customary activities..."
"And where to, Jack?"
"I hear Tortuga is pleasant this time of year..."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Anchor up, Mr. Gibbs. Make sail, lower the jib, all the customary activities..."
"Destination, Captain?"
"I hear Tortuga is pleasant this time of year..."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Tortuga, Jack?"
"Yes, general rule: it's never not a good idea to sail to Tortuga."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I am a Pirate Lord, and you are nothing!"

―Jack Sparrow to Eduardo Villanueva

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"My peanut!"

―first line

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before."

―in Davy Jones' Locker

"The Locker, you say?"

―to Joshamee Gibbs

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded."

―to William Turner, Hector Barbossa, Pintel, Ragetti,and Elizabeth Swann

"I quite like the sound of that: Captain Jack Sparrow…the last pirate."

―Jack Sparrow

"He needs the Pearl, "Captain Turner" needs the Pearl. And you felt guilty, and you and your Brethren Court...Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"

―Jack Sparrow about about his rescue.

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

―to Cutler Beckett

"Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipper glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or...or fish nature. So, yes, we could hole up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month. Which seems quite grim to me, any way you slice it. Or...Uh...As my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth...Captain Swann. We must fight."

―Jack Sparrow to the Brethren Court

"Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do: We must fight...to run away."

―Jack Sparrow to the Brethren Court

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."

―One of Jack Sparrow's hallucinations

"Oi, my pistol!"

―Jack Sparrow to Clanker

"Ladies, will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'e-gre-gious'. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Scarlett and Giselle

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the Land of the Dead, is so I could send him back myself!'"

―Sao Feng

"Do you think he plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along?"

―Theodore Groves to Cutler Beckett

"I hate him!"

―Will Turner

"Come to join my crew again, Master Turner?"
"Not yours. His. Jack Sparrow sends his regards."
"Sparrow?"
"You didn't tell him. We rescued Jack from the Locker along with the Black Pearl."

―Davy Jones and Will Turner

"Lookie here, boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly."

―Davy Jones

Dialogue

"Jack Sparrow."
"Ah, Hector. It's been too long. Hasn't it?"
"Aye. Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me."
"...No I didn't."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?"
"No, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing?
"No, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship."
"The captain of the ship is giving orders."
"My ship, makes me captain."
"They be my charts."
"That makes you 'chartman.'"

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Still thinkin' of runnin', Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know, the problem with bein' the last of anythin', is by and by there'll be none left at all."
"Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me."
"Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back, but passin' on, that's dead certain."
"...Summoning the Brethren Court, then, is it?"
"It's our only hope, lad."
"That's a sad commentary in and of itself."
"The world used to be a bigger place."
"The world's still the same. There's just…less in it."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow. You pay me a great insult once."
"That doesn't sound like me."

―Sao Feng and Jack Sparrow

"With me killed, you'd arrive at the Cove, find it a stronghold, nigh impregnable...able to withstand blockade for years. Then you'd be wishing, 'Oh, if only there was someone I had not killed inside to ensure that the pirates then come outside.'"
"And you can accomplish all this, can you?"
"...You may kill me, but you may never insult me. Who am I? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

―Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett

"You're mad."
"Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What'd you call him?"
…"Larry."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"This is madness!"
"This is politics."

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Do you fear death?"
"You've no idea."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Ha ha…Lookie here, boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly."
"To my great regret. But...never too late to learn, eh?"

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"The chest! Hand it over!"
"I can set you free mate."
"My freedom was forfeit long ago!"

―Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow."
"Cruel is a matter of perspective."
"Is it?"

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Jack. It would never have worked out between us."
"Keep telling yourself that, darlin'."

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Mr. Gibbs."
"Cap'n"
"...You may throw my hat if you like."
"Aye, aye captain!"
"Now go and get it."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship gone?,"
"The ship? We're on the ship. [pause] Jack! The ship's gone!"
"Really?"

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"Oh. Short trip."

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"Always wanted to do that."

―Jack Sparrow

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!"

―Jack Sparrow to Scrum

"Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time."

―Jack Sparrow

"The topic, gentlemen, is mutiny. Mutiny most foul."

―Jack Sparrow to his crew

"Death lies before us, as we sail...for the Fountain of Youth."

―Jack Sparrow

"Fight to the bitter end, you cack-handed deck apes!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Take him, men, tie him down tight!"

―Jack Sparrow regarding the Quartermaster

"The ship is ours!"

―Jack Sparrow

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

―Jack Sparrow

"Was that really necessary?"

―Jack Sparrow to Blackbeard

"This I cannot wait to see."

―Jack Sparrow

"You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? I don't have it."

―Jack Sparrow

"The Santiago. Famously captained by Ponce de León. [turns around] Oh. There's no one there. Right, then."

―Jack Sparrow

"Would you mind pointing that thing another way?"

―Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"Firstly, upon your word, you will bring no harm to Angelica."

―Jack Sparrow

"I could've sworn it was somewhere right around here."

―Jack Sparrow

"It is not the destination so much as the journey, they say."

―Jack Sparrow

"I hate that monkey!"

―Jack Sparrow concerning Jack the monkey

"I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"We know you are in possession of a map."

―Henry Pelham to Jack Sparrow

"He escaped?"
"Leave it to me, sire."

―King George II and Hector Barbossa

"Filthy pirate."

―A Royal Guard soldier to Jack Sparrow

"I hear-tell you've been to the Fountain."

―Angelica to Jack Sparrow

"What's your play, Jack?"

―Joshamee Gibbs

"How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

―Angelica to Jack Sparrow

"I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going."

―Angelica to Jack Sparrow

Dialogue

"Hear ye hear ye! Presiding over these trials, all rise and attend for the right honorable Justice Smith!"
"Now...what do we have here?"

―Bailiff and Jack Sparrow

"Now...what do we have here?"
"Jack?" [The Jailor hits Gibbs with a club]
"Not necessary! You were saying?"
"Jack...Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs."
"Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here."
"I told 'em, I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case."
"I think that it would be a poor defense, unless you want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Guilty?"
"That's not fair!" [Crowd screams in approval]
"Shut it! [Bangs his gavel] Joshamee Gibbs. The crime of which you have been found guilty of, is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life."

―Foreman, Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"What about you, Jack? Last I heard, you were hell-bent to find the Fountain of Youth. Any luck?"
"Circumstances arose and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor."
"Meaning, you gave up."
"I did not! I am just as bent as ever. Hellishly so. I shall taste those waters, Master Gibbs. Mark my words."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"All part of the plan, yes?"
"[Jack gets hit by a captain of the Royal Guard]...No."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"You are Jack Sparrow."
"...There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere."

―John Carteret and Jack Sparrow

"I've heard of you. And you know who I am."
"Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?"

―King George II and Jack Sparrow

"Hector. How nice to see a fellow pirate make good of himself."
"Pirate? Nay. Privateer. On a sanctioned mission, under the authority and protection of the Crown."
"As may be. But first. What has become of my beloved Pearl?"
"I lost the Pearl as I lost my leg!"
"Lost the Pearl?"
"Aye. I defended her mightily enough, but she be sunk nonetheless."
"If that ship be sunk properly, you should be sunk with it."

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning side? And you do meet a nicer class of person."
"I understand everything...except that wig."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Hello, Jackie!"
"Hello, Dad."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"I heard you were putting together a crew."
"If enough people keep saying it, then it must be true."
"I heard where you're headed. The Fountain."
"Have you been there?"
"Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?"
"...Depends on the light."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Son, the Fountain. There be items required, for the Profane Ritual. Two chalices."
"On the map, there was a chalice—"
"Two. Silver. From Ponce de León's ship. You'll need both."
"For?"
"The Ritual! Don't be a fool, Jackie."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"I hear-tell you've been to the Fountain."
"There be a lot of hear-telling these days."
"The Fountain of Youth."
"Dearest Angelica, fret not. You still have a few usable years left."
"[laughs] Always so charming. You didn't answer me."
"Eh? Ah, regarding the Fountain. Waste of time."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Milady! I see unseamenlike fellows of officious-looking nature!"
"...Friends of yours?"
"I may have unintentionally slighted some King or another."
"...You haven't changed."
"Implying the need?"
"Yes. You betrayed me! You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men."
"You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted."

―Scrum, Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I was ready to take my vows! And you—what were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?"
"Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"We are at a disadvantage."
"Speak for yourself. Unlike some who pretend to be, but cannot in fact hold a candle to, I am Captain Jack Sparrow."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"What is required?"
"A mermaid, Jack."

―Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"[Waking up Jack Sparrow]...Show a leg sailor."
"...Aye, sir!"

―Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"He's a curious one."
"He's been zombiefied."
"Eh?"
"Zombiefied. Blackbeard's doing. All the officers are the same. Makes em' more compliant."
"And perpetually ill-tempered."

―Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"Then it's the Fountain of Youth for him, or him and you, not you and me."
"No, Jack, that's the best part. He will be dead."
"Ah. You'll be handling that part yourself, then."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"There is a prophecy. Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural."
"Oh, no, no. I've seen a thing or two."
"The prophecy is this: Blackbeard will meet his death, within a fortnight, at the hands of a one-legged man. That's why he needs the Fountain, Jack."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"On to it, then. Blackbeard. What are his habits?"
"Stays mostly to his cabin."
"Yes, but when he comes out..."
"He don't really come out."
"He must come out sometime."

―Jack Sparrow and his crew

"Any of you sailed with him before?
[the crewmen mutters]
Any of you seen him before?
[the crewmen mutters again]
Stays to his cabin. No one's sailed with him, no one's seen him. Good news, gentlemen. This is not Blackbeard's ship. This is not the Queen Anne's Revenge–"
"This be the Queen Anne's Revenge, right enough."
"How do you know?"
"I've seen the name. On the back of the ship."

―Jack Sparrow and Scrum

"Gentlemen...sirs...fellow conscriptees...you have been monstrously deceived."
"We are decepted, then?"
"Yes. You've nay been informed of the destination. Death lies before us, as we sail...for the Fountain of Youth. It be a sorry plight, mate."
"Death, for certain."
"The garden of darkened souls."
"Untimely our ends will be."
"Unless—we take the ship."
"We take the ship, then. Now!"
"...Go on, then."

―Jack Sparrow, a few pirates, and Scrum

"Jack...if this is a dream, you can keep the sword and boots on. If it's not—"
"It's a dream."
[Swords clashing outside]
"...No, it's not!"

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I thought I should give you fair warning: we're taking the ship."
"Desgraciado!"
"It's nothing personal!"
"Sparrow ven aqui o te arranco la cabeza!"
"You might be better off if you just..."
"Ya!" [shoves sword into door]
"...stay out of it."

―Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"You're either with us or against us!"
"I'm not with you neither am I against you."
"Can he do that?"
"He's religious. I believe it's required."

―Salaman, Philip Swift and Jack Sparrow

"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names."
"No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their shepherd."

―Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard, while Jack hangs upside down

"Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?"
"A fitting last sight for a doomed soul."

―Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard

"Your words surround you like fog, make you hard to see."
"And what of you? The mighty Blackbeard. Beheaded, they say. Still, your body swam three times around your ship, then climbed back onboard. And here you are, running scared."
"Scared."
"To the Fountain."
"The Quartermaster sees things before they happen. He has foreseen my death, and so the fates have spoken. The threads of destiny woven."
"You have a ridiculously high regard for fate, mate."
"And you?"
"Me? I'm skeptical of predicting any future...which includes me."
"It be foolish to battle fate, but I'd be tempted to cheat it. I will reach the Fountain. You will lead me."

―Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow

"That knife will serve you no better than the mutiny you devised."
"Mutiny served me well. It gained me an audience with you."
"Oh?"
"Aye. To warn you. Regarding your First Mate, who pretends to be persons she is not."
"Do tell."
"She's not your daughter."

―Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow

"You dare to speak thusly of my flesh and blood?"
"Sir. The woman is consummate in the art of deception. I know. As I mostly unwittingly set her on her wicked path. Though I cannot claim credit for her existing abundance of natural talent."
"Angelica. My beloved daughter, the one true good thing I have done in this life, and you claim to be the one who corrupted her?"
"Sir. What she is, is pure evil. More to be feared than a wild beast. Hungry wild beast with gnashing teeth. Vengeful, hungry, from hell, beast..."

―Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow concerning Angelica

"Hardly appropriate for a First Mate."
"Was I the first? I've often wondered."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Retreat, all! To land! For your lives! Retreat, I say!"
"Cowards! Back in the water! There be no refuge on land, on my word!"

―Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard

"Clergyman. On the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies get to go. Savvy?"
"We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert."
"I was thinking more of an as-needed basis."

―Jack Sparrow and Philip Swift

"This is the way, isn't it?"
"'Course it is. But we should go around to the east."
"That would take us out of the path of the chalices."
"Then we'll circle back."
"There is no time."
"You're the one who insisted on bringing a bloody mermaid."
"Well, the mutiny didn't help!"
"You walk like a girl."
"You would know."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I need those Chalices."
"Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall."
"You will go. You will return. Or I will kill her."
"You won't kill your own daughter!"

―Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow

"You get to choose, Mr. Sparrow."
"Oh. [points to each pistol] No. Mm...oh. [picks up one of them] Yes."
"You're sure?"
"'Course I am."
[Blackbeard points the pistol at Angelica; Philip clutches his cross necklace. The pistol clicks.]
[hands pistol to Gunner] "Again."
[grabs another pistol] "They're not even loaded."
[swings the pistol around, his crew ducks; points pistol at the sky, and it fires]
"Again."
"If you're so keen on killing her, why don't you just let her jump?"
"What?"
"If you jump and die, she will have her chance. [gestures at the pistols] Again."

―Blackbeard, Jack Sparrow, and Angelica

"Oi. If I jump, will I survive?"
"...The doll.
[Angelica gives him the doll, and the Quartermaster throws it and Jack screams as it falls]
...Yes, now you will survive."
"This is nonsense! I'm going!"

―Jack Sparrow, Quartermaster and Angelica

"You."
"No...you."
"I was here first. You. Why are you here?"
"Blackbeard sent me. Why are you?"
"Silver Chalices for my royal liege."
"Oh, please."
[the Santiago starts to tilt]
"Back, back! We have to balance it out!"
"Right, then. What if...we each choose an item of approximately equal weight? [picks up a vase, ship tilts over again]"
"Put it back! We touch nothing!"
[a chest slides out]
"But what about that?"
"The Chalices."
[Barbossa steps backwards, ship tilts once more, moving the Chalices towards him]
"Oi! Why do you get to look first?"
"Fine, then!"
[they switch sides, ship tilts again, they crawl towards the chest and grab its lid]
"...Together.""

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow while in the Santiago

"What's your play, Jack? Throwing in with Barbossa."
"There is a girl...a female...of the opposite sex."
"When is there not?"
"Perhaps I should say 'damsel.'"
"You're rescuing a damsel? Well, there's a first."
"Yes, but it's just that I may have caused said damsel some manner of harm many moons ago."
"Out with it."
"Gibbs, this is the woman from Seville."
"Ah, you pretended to love her, then you left her and broke her heart."
"Worse. I may have had, briefly, mind you...stirrings."
"Stirrings?"
"Stirrings."
"What? Like feelings, you mean?"
"No, no, no. Not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right, feelings, damn you."
"And you left her still. That's low."
"Thank you."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Here's to revenge. Sweet and clear."
"Revenge?"
"Come come, Hector. If you wanted the Chalices, you'd seen they were missing and gone. You were lying in wait for Blackbeard."

―Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa

"So...You're not after the Fountain."
"I care not for King George or tavern yarns that give hope for a healed limb. But I'd give my left arm for a chance at Blackbeard."
"Not your right?"
"I need me good arm to drive my poisoned blade through his heart."
"I'll see you get the chance, mate."

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Shall we have a drink?"
"We'll drink at the Fountain!"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Aye. Now... Before I go just handing them over, I do have one or two conditions."
"Name them."
"Firstly, I'll be having me compass back. No, no, that's secondly. Firstly, upon your word, you will bring no harm to Angelica."
"I'll make no vows to the likes of you, Sparrow. But it costs me nothing to admit that she was never in harm's way."
"Secondly then, priorly firstly, I will be having me compass back. Please? I do deserve it. Do you have any idea how difficult it was to catch that filthy pig? Not the big one, the four-legged one. Thank you. And thirdly, Mr. Beard, there are times, not very often, when I do reflect upon my heinous misdeeds. Chief among them, I note how poorly I have treated Mr. Gibbs, my loyal first mate."
"Aye! Now you bring it up..."
"Left him to rot in jail, I did. Didn't care. Still don't. But, point being, you must let him go free."
"Is that it?"
"I think so."

―Jack Sparrow, Blackbeard and Joshamee Gibbs

"Jack, have you ever, in fact, seen with your own eyes, the Fountain of Youth?"
"...I'm sorry, could you repeat the question, please?"

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I hate you."
"The bloke who saved your life."
"The years I possess, stolen from my own father!"
"I only helped Blackbeard do what any father should have done."
"You are cruel. And ignorant."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Admit it, Jack. You still love me."
"If you had a sister and a dog...I'd choose the dog."
"Treasure! There is a chest with jewels! Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide!"
"You're making that up."
"Wait. I am with child...Yours."
"I don't recall that we ever had—"
"You were drunk!"
"I've actually never been that drunk."
"Wait. There's something I want to say to you. Something I wanted to say from the moment we first met."
"...Go on then."
"I love you."
"...As do I. Always have, always will. [leans in close to kiss Angelica]...I gotta go."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Gibbs, you filthy besotted shellback, you made it!"
"Aye!"
"And I trust we managed to profit from our joint enterprise?"
"Feast your eyes. The compass led me straight and true."
"What of Blackbeard's men, guarding the ship?"
"I employed the selfsame maneuver we perfected in New Guinea."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?"
"We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. [waves his fingers]"
"I know a man with a goat."
"Good, I can go like this. [waves his fingers]"

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Jack, I have to ask. You had the Chalices, the water, the tear. You could've lived, maybe forever."
"The Fountain does test you, Gibbs. But better to not know which moment may be your last, every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. [Gibbs chuckles] I have no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?"

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

The Brightest Star in the North: The Adventures of Carina Smyth

Dialogue

"I'm not looking for trouble!"
"What a horrible way to live."
"I need to escape. Can you help me?"
"That man called you a witch. And witches are bad luck at sea."
"We're not at sea."
"Good point. But I am a pirate."
"But I am clearly not a witch."
"One of us is very confused."
"By all appraisals, that would be you."

―Carina Smyth and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Spoken by Jack Sparrow

"Well, it's your lucky day! Have either of the four of you seen my bank?"

―Jack Sparrow to Carina Smyth

"I once knew a Spaniard named...something in Spanish."

―Jack Sparrow to Henry Turner

"Next time you raise a sword, boy, be the last to die."

―Jack Sparrow to Henry Turner

"Hey! Hold on, Capitáne! It's a lovely day for a sail, innit? The way I see it, there's just the two of us left. You surrender to me now and I'll let you live. Simple. Right then. You surrender to me now and I let you live. I shall let you live."

―Jack Sparrow to Armando Salazar

"Pirate's life, Hector."

―Jack Sparrow

Spoken about Jack Sparrow

"One ship was trying to escape from the smoke. And then, in the crow's nest, there was this young pirate. Boy! He stood there looking like...like a little bird. And from that day he earned himself a name that would haunt me for the rest of my days. Jack the Sparrow!"

―Armando Salazar

"This boy...this boy was mocking my power so I chased him...knowing that I would run my knife along his neck and when he was dead I would finish finally with the pirate's life."

―Armando Salazar

"He took everything from me...and filled me with...rage. And pain."

―Armando Salazar

"Jack will sail for the Trident, with the girl, and a pearl."

―Shansa

Dialogue

"Help! There's a witch in my shop! And a pirate! There's a witch and a pirate in my shop!"
"Well, it's your lucky day! Have either of the four of you seen my bank? [bank crashes into Swift and Sons Chart House] Found it!"

―George Swift and Jack Sparrow

"Were you part of the plan?"
"I'm not looking for trouble."
"What a horrible way to live."

―Jack Sparrow and Carina Smyth

"It's empty!"
"Where is the dosh?"
"Do you think that robbing a bank is easy?"

―Scrum, Pike and Jack Sparrow

"Face it, Jack. Bad luck dogs you, day and night."
"Now that is a blatant fabrication."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Who are you?"
"My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann."
"Eww. You'te the evil spawn of them two. Does mommy ever ask about me?"
"No."

―Jack Sparrow and Henry Turner

"One more thing. A message from someone you know named Captain Salazar."
"I once knew a Spaniard named...something in Spanish."
"El Matador del Mar. The Butcher of the Sea."
"Him? No, no. Quite happily, he's dead. Very, very dead. Ship went down."
"Inside the Triangle. He's coming for you, Jack, to seek revenge as the dead man's tale is told."
"I don't believe you. What did he say?"
"He said your compass was the key to his escape. An army of dead are coming straight for you, Jack. The Trident of Poseidon is your only hope. Do we have an accord?"

―Henry Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Uncle Jack?"
"Jackie boy! How's it going?"
"Can't complain, really. You?"
"I've been waiting all morning here for a beating. But the service is terrible."

―Jack Sparrow and Uncle Jack

"Captain. Do you really think we can find the Trident?"
"Master Gibbs, you old worrywart, there's nothing to be concerned about at all. What could possibly go wrong, eh?"

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"We should've never follow a luck less pirate and a witch to sea."
"Right, that's it. Kill them all."
"Kill me and, and I will be dead. And then the other dead won't be able to have their revenge against me."

―Pike, Bollard, and Jack Sparrow

"I saw her ankles!"
"You'd have seen a lot more if you kept your cake hole shut!"

―Henry Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Jack! We meet again!"
"Hector? This is me bestest mate in the whole world."
"I always knew you'd settle down eventually."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Smyth! Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not know once someone called Smyth?"
"Shut your trap!"
"What was her name? It's on the tip of me tongue."
"You want to lose that tongue?"
"Margaret Smyth!"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"I'd say this puts me in a rather favorable position, daddy."
"Tell me what you want."
"I want me compass... two hundred and sixteen barrels of rum... and the monkey."
"You want Jack?"
"Dinner. I want to eat him. I want to eat that monkey!"
"No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood. And the Trident will be mine."

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

Miscellaneous

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (video game)

"Well, Jack! I'm afraid your career as a pirate has been a short one. I am the captain of the Black Pearl. No one challenges my authority."
"You're evil and cruel, Barbossa!"
"How kind of you! But sadly there's no time for a pleasant chat! Get walking!"
"But..."
"Walk the plank!"
"Just like a real pirate!"

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"You're not facing normal pirates. Cruel, demented, vicious pirates to be certain. But cruel, demented, vicious pirates who cannot be killed."

―Jack Sparrow

"If you're out rolling scuppers in this tub, you're either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid."
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

―Harbormaster and Jack Sparrow

"Hold up there, ye! The mooring fee's a shilling, and I'll need to know your name."
"What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?"
"Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!"

―Harbormaster and Jack Sparrow

"Hold up there, ye! It's a shilling to tie up your boat. Rules are rules. And, I'll need to know your name."
"What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?"
"Welcome to Port Royal...Mr. Smith."

―Harbormaster and Jack Sparrow

"Ah, now there's a lovely sight! I knew the Harbormaster wouldn't report her. Honest men are slaves to their conscience, and there's no predicting 'em. But you can always trust a dishonest man to stay that way..."

―Jack Sparrow on the Harbormaster

"He was a merchant marine! He was a respectable man who obeyed the law, and followed the rules—"
"You think your father is the only man who ever lived the Glasgow life, telling folk one thing, and then going off to do another? There's quite a few who come here, hoping to amass enough swag to ease the burdens of respectable life. And they're all 'merchant marines.'"
"My father did not think of my mother—his family—as a burden."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow about Bootstrap Bill Turner

"It's not true that my father was a pirate! He was a merchant marine! A respectable man who obeyed the law!"
"Ah, there's quite a few who come out here hoping to amass enough swag to ease the burdens of respectable life...and they're all merchant marines."

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"We need a crew. We can manage the ship between islands, but the open sea, that's another matter --"
"Just do it quickly."
"Don't worry. I've already got a Quartermaster -- there!"

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"That's your offer? You, sailing away nice and pretty with the Black Pearl, and all I have is a name?"
"That's right."
"I'm supposed to...trust you?"
"I'm a man of my word. You see, I've got this honest streak in me—in its own way, a sort of curse."

―Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"You be careful around her, Jack - she's pretty enough, she'll steal your heart - but pure evil inside."
"I'll watch my back."

―Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"What about our bargain?"
"I've got the Pearl, and I've got the child of Bootstrap Bill now. And you've got nothing to bargain with."

―Jack Sparrow and Barbossa

"It's pure evil to make a Captain walk the plank of his own ship, twice in one lifetime. No good can come of it."

―Jack Sparrow to Barbossa

"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho..."
"What—what was that?"
"It's nothing. A song I learned about pirates when I was a child."
"I know a lot of songs about pirates, but none I'd teach a child."

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Damn it, Jack, I was almost liking you."
"I know."

―Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"The immortal Captain Jack Sparrow. Has such a lovely ring to it. It's not a bad look, really. Eh?"

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"Friends! This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost hung Captain Jack Sparrow! (He slips, losing his balance and is gone -- and hits the water. Jack resurfaces, does a quick mental check of his exit) Still memorable."

―Jack Sparrow

Kingdom Hearts II

"Thanks, Sparrow."
"CAPTAIN Sparrow."
"I'm Sora. This is Donald and Goofy."

―Will Turner, Jack Sparrow and Sora

"Treasure's already his. So's the curse upon it. I've no desire for such treacherous spoils. But I will have back what's mine—the Black Pearl!"

―Jack Sparrow on Barbossa

"Ahoy matey!"
"Ridiculous imitation, and yet I'm flattered."

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow

"Oh, 'tis an honor, indeed, to have ya back aboard me ship...The man who vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company...The man who sunk a French war galleon with naught but his cutlass and a diving bell."
"The man who sacked Nassau Port without firing a shot..."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain. Mustn't leave that one out."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

Disney Adventures

The Eye of Despair!

"Good sense? Me? You have no idea who you're dealing with..."

―Jack Sparrow to John Stryke

The Buccaneer's Heart!

"It was dark magic that turned my old crew all evil and bonylike. So I figure we'll have to use dark magic to destroy them!"
"The Buccaneer's Heart! But isn't that just a myth?"

―Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

"Meet Captain Edward Teach, better known as 'Blackbeard'!"

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"What are your orders 'Wicked Will'? Shall we raise the Union Jack—"
"Or the Jolly Roger? Please!"

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Sorry, mate. Necessity is a mother."

―Jack Sparrow noted with a grin, to his coffin mate

"Not quite according to plan?"
"Complications arose. But I've found if you ask right, there's always someone willing to give a leg up."
"Not in my experience. Can't go wrong expecting the worst from people."
"It probably does save time."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Is that what you went in to find?"
"Aye, but I haven't had time to properly assess the prize."

―Leech and Jack Sparrow

"You know that doesn't do any good."
"Keeps my aim sharp. Why'd that eviscerated simian have to be the only thing to survive Isla de Muerta?"

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Captain, I think we were expecting something a bit more... rewarding. What with the Isla de Muerta going all pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and all..."
"Unfortunate turn of circumstance."
"...and then spending months fighting to get the British navy off our stern."
"Inevitable outcome of le vie de boucanier."
"We've been losing crew at every port, and it seems to us what's left that it's been a stretch since we've done even a speck of honest pirating."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"ABANDON SHIP!"
"What did the bird say?"
"Cotton's parrot don't speak for the lot of us. We think you're doing a fine job."
"ABANDON SHIP."
"At least there's one honest ... man amongst you."

―Cotton's Parrot, Jack Sparrow, and Leech

"And whatever this unlocks, inside is something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this unlocks!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it unlocks, so what purpose would be served in finding whatever needs be unlocked without first having found the key that unlocks it? Honestly. Ninny."
"So, we're going to find this key?"
"What good is a key if we have nothing for the key to unlock? Please, try and keep up!"

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?"
"Davy Jones. He sent me as an emissary."
"Ah, he shanghaied you into service, then."
"I chose it. I'm sorry for the part I played in the mutinying against you. Everything went wrong after that. I ended up cursed, doomed to the depths of the ocean, unable to move, unable to die. All I could do was think. And mostly I thought if I had even the tiniest hope of escaping this fate, I would take it. Trade anything for it."
"That is the kind of thinking bound to catch his attention."
"It did. Davy Jones came. Made the offer. I could spend one hundred years before his mast, with the hope that after, I would go on to a peaceful rest. You made a deal with him, too, Jack."

―Bootstrap Bill Turner and Jack Sparrow

"No worries, mates. I'll handle this. Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseperable, we were, uh, have been...before."

―Jack Sparrow

"Asking for help does not sound like Jack Sparrow."
"It's not so much for me, as for William, so he can earn a favor from me."
"Now that sounds like Jack Sparrow."

―Tia Dalma and Jack Sparrow

"What service may I do you? You know I demand payment."
"I brought payment! (Jack shoots the Monkey) See? Perhaps you can give it the crocodile treatment?"
"You don't know how long it took us to catch that."
"The payment is fair."

―Tia Dalma, Jack Sparrow, and Joshamee Gibbs

"It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings, he decided, and so he carved out his heart, locked it away in a chest, and hid the chest from the world. The key...he keeps with him at all times."
"That was a roundabout way to get to the answer."
"Sauce for the gander, Jack."

―Tia Dalma and Jack Sparrow

"I bring you the key, you give me the Compass."
"Yes. If you do get captured, just say, 'Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.' It might save your life."
"Captain Jack Sparrow --"
(Jack silences Pintel with a look, Will leaves on a longboat)
(to Gibbs) "Douse the lamps."

―Will Turner, Jack Sparrow, and Pintel

"He's already over there."
"You can't trade. You can't substitute."
"There is precedent regarding servitude, according to The Code of the Brethren...."
"One soul is not the same as another!"
"Ah, so we've established the proposal is sound in principle. Now we're just haggling over the price."
"As has been the case before, I am oddly compelled to listen to you."
"Just how many souls do you think my soul is worth?"
"One hundred souls. Three days."

―Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"How are we doing?"
"Counting those four? That gives us four. I've written a letter to my brother-in-law. He's a lawyer in London. Good one. Nothing better happen to me."
"I make no promises."
"You'd best be coming up with a new plan, Jack, and it better not be relying on that Compass. The whole crew knows it ain't worked since you was saved from the gallows."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"How are we doing?"
"Counting the four? That gives us four. Nothing better happen to me."
"I make no promises."
"You'd best be coming up with a new plan, Jack, and it better not be relying on that Compass. The whole crew knows it ain't worked since you was saved from the gallows."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me...poor Will was press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew."
"Davy Jones."
"Oh, please. The captain of the Flying Dutchman? A ship that ferries those who died at sea from this world to the next..."
"Bang on! You look bloody awful, mate. What are you doing here?"

―Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, and James Norrington

"A bit of manual labor is good for you, former commodore. It builds character."

―Jack Sparrow to James Norrington

"Elizabeth, are you well? Everything shipshape and Bristol fashion? My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled."
"I just thought I'd be married by now."
"I like marriage! It's like a wager on who will fall out of love first. You know, I am captain of a ship. I could perform a marriage right here on this deck, right now."
"No, thank you."

―Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"You look awful."
"Granted. But you're still naïve. Jack just wants Elizabeth for himself."
"Pot. Kettle. Black."

―Will Turner, James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

"We cannot let him get the chest, Will, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me."
"He just wants Elizabeth for himself."
"Pot. Kettle. Black."

―Jack Sparrow and James Norrington to Will Turner

"I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander."

―Jack Sparrow

"Excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life."
"Be my guest."
"Let's examine that claim for a moment, shall we, former Commodore. Who was the man who, at the moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars and a beautiful dolly belle bound for the bridal, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved for himself? I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander to the aforementioned events...so whose fault is it really that you ended up as a rum-pot deck hand who takes orders from pirates."
"Enough!"

―James Norrington, Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Hallo! Fish-head! Lose something? Hah-hah! Yoo-hoo, over here! Have a look-see!"
"Enough."
"Shall we board her?"
"No. Sink his beloved Pearl."
"Ahoy ink breath! Squid face! Looking for this? Did you come to negotiate? Hah! (cannon ports on the Flying Dutchman are opening) Hold on, now, um, wait, just a second now ..."
"Hard a starboard! Hurry, men! Move!"

―Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, Maccus, Elizabeth Swann

"Gibbs, is your throat tight?"
"Aye."
"Your heart beats fast, your breath is short, you have an acute awareness of the vulnerability of your own skin?"
"Aye! Aye!"
"I fear you suffer from the malady of intense and overwhelming fear."
"What's into you? We've got only half a chance at best—and that's if the wind holds!"

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Will! Gibbs! Pintel and, uh, you with the one eye...where have you been? Were you killed by the Kraken? Or something else? Something painful, I hope—"
"I'm so sorry. So glad you're all right—"
"Contrition! Very becoming on you. Are you an aspect of my sun-addled brain? No."

―Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"How ye be, Jack Sparrow?"
"Barbossa!"
"Jack, Jack, get over here!"
"You old scoundrel! I haven't seen you in too long. Not since—"
"Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me! Right here! Lodged in my heart, it did."
"I remember. I wouldn't forget that!"
"We came to rescue you."
"Did you now? How kind. But it would seem as I possess a ship and you don't, you're the ones in need of rescuing. Not sure as I'm in the mood."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Heading, Captain?"
"Two degrees starboard."
"I'm captain of the starboard side! Two degrees starboard. The captain will now take the helm."
"Aye, Captains."

―Joshamee Gibbs, Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"Remarkable. When last I saw that ship, it was on fire and sinking beneath the waves. I fully expected that to be the last I saw of it."
"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."
"You can stop searching, Jack. It's not here."
"'It' being what?"
"Understand what it is a man wants, and no amount of knavery and machination makes him any less predictable. The heart of Davy Jones. It's not here. It's safely ensconced aboard the Flying Dutchman and therefore unavailable for use as leverage to satisfy your debt to the good captain."
"By your death. And yet, here you are."
"Yes, here I am. Painfully aware I am, in fact. Why am I?"
"You've brought me this. I owe you a pardon and a commission. So I am offering you a job. In the employ of the East India Trading Company. Working for me."
"We've been down that road before, haven't we? And we both know how you get when your advances are spurned."
"I had contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf. You chose to liberate it."
"People aren't cargo, mate."
"You haven't changed. Our business is concluded. Enjoy the gallows."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Remarkable. The last I saw of that ship, she was on fire. A blackened hulk sinking beneath the waves. We had a deal, Jack. I contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf. You chose to liberate it."
"...People aren't cargo, mate."
"And you incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you?"

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Now, far be it from me to give advice to you. But if I were me and you were you, we each have the same lack of trust on the other. Imagine you're me. You being me would propose that rather than you telling me, being you, where the Brethren Court is meeting, you'd lead me there instead. Whereupon, you could serve up to me the Pirate Lords, the nine pieces of eight, and the whole of the Brethren Court on a silver platter. And you being me...I would likely accept such an offer if I were you. Savvy?"
"On a silver platter."
"With a frilly linen napkin and a spicy banana on the side."

―Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett

"Jack. I've just recalled. I've got this wonderful compass which points to whatever I want. So for what do I need you?"
"Points to the thing you want most. And that is not the Brethren Court, is it?"
"Then what is, Jack?
"Me...Dead."
[Beckett opens the compass. Jack dances to the left and the right, avoiding the arrow]
"Damn. Although...it occurs: if I got what I wanted most, then wouldn't I wanted second-most, become the thing I wanted most? So if I kill you, then I can find Shipwreck Cove, is it...on my own. Cut out the middle man. As it were. Literally."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"And you can accomplish this?"
"You may kill me, but you may never insult me. Who am I? (beat) I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, mate. Do we have an accord?"

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"You're mad."
"Oh thank goodness. Because if I am in fact not living some wretched fever dream, I doubt this will work."

―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Now, that sounds like a plan you'd come up with. You couldn't trust Beckett to keep that bargain even if you shook on it; he certainly won't if you've already given him what he wants. You know what it will take."
"Killing Jones."
"And you know the cost. Conveying the spirits of those that died at sea, not stepping foot on land but once every ten years..."
"I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make for my father...is a step away from Elizabeth. She was willing to do anything to save you."
"From the fate she consigned me."
"She felt terrible about killing you."
"Yes, she's a prize, that one."

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"How can I trust you, Jack?"
"Trust is an elusive thing, but he needs must go when the devil drives, eh?"

―Will Turner and Jack Sparrow

"I've been dead, but I don't want to go back. To live forever, and see everything there is to see—maybe twice—who wouldn't want that?"

―Jack Sparrow to Will Turner

"We're still short one Pirate Lord. I'm content to wait until Sao Feng joins us."
"Sao Feng is not coming. He named me captain of the Empress, and passed his lordship on to me."
"Captain? Captain? They're just giving the title away now!"

―Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"What happened to Sao Feng?"
"She probably killed him."
"Will you never forgive me? We were attacked by the Flying Dutchman."
"Le monster des profondeures!"
"Listen! Listen to me! Our location has been betrayed!"

―Ammand the Corsair, Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, and Capitaine Chevalle

"Oh, will you never forgive me?"
"No."

―Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"There's more beneath the watermark here than meets the eye, hmm? [sighs] You used to have an honest streak. Let a man know where he stood with you, but I can't figure this at all."
"Where did that honest streak end me up? Dead."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Lookee, boys! A lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly!"
"To my great regret. But it's never too late, he? And now, anon, adieu."
"The chest. Hand it over."
"I can set you free, Jones."
"Have you never loved, Jack? My freedom was forfeit long ago."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"Lookee boys! A lost bird that never learned to fly!"
"To my great regret. But it's never too late, eh?"
"The chest. Hand it over."
"I can set you free, Jones."
"Have you never loved, Jack? My freedom was forfeit long ago."

―Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow

"It's a heady tonic. Holding life and death in the palm of your hand."
"You are a cruel man, Jack Sparrow. Self-serving and dishonest."
"Self-serving and a dishonest I'll give you, but cruel is a matter of perspective, is it not?"
"Is it?"

―Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"I never figured it was to end like this. Always pictured an angry husband."
"Reasonable."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow. It never would have worked out between us."
"You keep telling yourself that."
"Thank you."
"Every king needs a queen."

―Elizabeth Turner and Jack Sparrow

"It's happened again! How can a pirate earn his money honestly when people steal his ship all the time?"

―Jack Sparrow

"Sometimes, it's good to be me."

―Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Complete Visual Guide

"Rum gets you through times of no money better than money gets you through times of no rum."

―Jack Sparrow

"Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable, we were. I'll handle this. (to Gibbs) Guard my back."

―Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: Tides of War

"The sea is like a woman. You can love her but rule her? Out of the question. Her waves are too choppy and her gales too stormy."

―Jack Sparrow

"I know the sting of mutiny all too well. It starts with a few unpleasant words, and ends with escaping a deserted island on the back of a turtle."

―Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

"Hello boys and girls...or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times...almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum...something like this. You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew, to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true, course not. But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you, eh? No, thought not. I do admit, that there be varied insubstantial dangers along the way, including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids and the vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going, no sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is, plus I'd have to have a bloody map...or a Bloody Mary...or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the mouse. Barman..."

―Captain Jack Sparrow in the 2010 Comic Con announcement

"All this -- for me?"
"Jack --" [The Jailor clubs Gibbs with a billy. Jack calls him off.]"
"Fft fft fft -- not necessary. Excellent reaction time, though. You were saying?"
"Jack ... Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs."
"Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here."
"I told 'em, I'm not Jack Sparrow, nor ever claimed to be. I was making inquiries as to the whereabouts of Jack Sparrow. Who I'd learned had come to London. And who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"All right, what do we have here?"
"(recognizes him) Jack -- [The Jailor clubs Gibbs with a billy. Jack calls him off.]"
"Fft fft fft -- not necessary. You were saying?"
"Jack ... Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs."
"Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here."
"I told 'em, I'm not Jack Sparrow, I was looking for Jack Sparrow. Who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"You were saying?"
"Jack...Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs."
"Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here."
"I was making inquires as to the whereabouts of Jack Sparrow. Who I'd learn had come to London. And who I would be happy to identify to the court if it would help my case."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"What about you, Jack? Last I heard you were hell bent to find the Fountain of Youth. Any luck?"
"Circumstances arose, ensued, and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor—"
"Meaning, you gave up."
"So untrue! I am just as bent as ever, hellishly so. I'll taste those waters, Gibbs, mark my words—"
"There's the Jack I know!"
"And I'll not have it said, there's a point on the map Captain Sparrow never found—Short trip."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"What about you? Last I heard you were bent to find the Fountain of Youth. Any luck?"
"Circumstances arose and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor."
"Meaning you gave up."
"So untrue. I am just as bent as ever. I'll taste those waters. Mark my words."
"There's the Jack I know."
"And I'll not have it said there's a point on the map Captain Sparrow never found. Short trip."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"I am informed that you have come to London to procure a crew for your ship."
"Vicious rumors. Not true."
"I'm quite certain that's what my minister told me. Jack Sparrow has come to London to procure a crew."
"It may be true that that's what you were told. But it's nonetheless false that I have come to London to procure a crew."
"Then you lied to me when you told me you were Jack Sparrow."
"No, no. I am Jack Sparrow. And I am in London. But I am not here to procure a crew. That is someone else."
"Ah. You've brought me the wrong wastrel. Find Jack Sparrow and dispose of this impostor."

―King George II and Jack Sparrow

"Pirate? Privateer. On a sanctioned mission, under the authority and protection of the Crown."
"As may be. But first. What became of the Pearl?"
"Lost."
"Lost?"
"I defended her mightily. But she be sunk, nonetheless."
"If that ship be lost, properly, you should be lost with it."
"Aye. In a kinder world."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"I heard you were putting together a crew."
"If enough people keep saying it, then it must be true."
"...Is that your tooth?"
"Aye. I broke it, swallowed it, passed it, sifted it, retrieved it, polished it...fashion."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"Is that your tooth?"
"Broke it. Swallowed it. Sifted it. Retrieved it. Polished it. (tosses his hair) Fashion."

―Teague and Jack Sparrow

"You have not changed."
"Implying the need. You betrayed me. You used me! And what were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?"
"Honest mistake. I blame you for this current state of affairs. Your impersonating has caused me a good amount of grief."
"You ruined my life! May I suggest an alliance."
"Aye. Their enemy's enemy is my friend."
"This way! So what is it?"
"What is what?"
"About the Fountain that we need?"
"You wouldn't happen to have two chalices. Silver. Once rumored to be in the possession of Ponce de Leon."
"Desperate disease..."
"Requires dangerous remedy."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"The Fountain of Youth. What does it require?"
"A mermaid, Jack."

―Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"Zombie. You have frozen eyeballs."

―Jack Sparrow on the Quartermaster

"That's a glass coffin"
"Aye."
"Why is there a glass coffin?"
"Do I look like the man in charge?"

―Jack Sparrow and Scrum

"Where am I?"
"Oh, excuse me, my fine sir. I be right honored to welcome you aboard our eminently infamous vessel, the Queen Anne's Revenge."
"Blackbeard."

―Jack Sparrow and Scrum

"What did that fellow do? And how can I make sure to not?"
"Church fellow, always goign on about the Lord Almighty. Missionary is the story. What I heard, he got captured in a raid. The rest of the passengers were killed, but not him. First mate wouldn't let it happen on account of his premier standing with the Lord. Odd, if you ask me."
"No. Odd is standing a-midships back there with a whip."
"A first mate sticking her neck out for some prisoner? That you don't see."
"Her? Our first mate is a her?"

―Jack Sparrow and Scrum

"The Quartermaster. The man with no eyes. He's known as eleri ipin, witness of fate. He sees things happen before they happen. He's never wrong."
"I can do that too, if you don’t count women, weather, and other things that are hard to predict."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Oh, this be the Revenge, right enough."
"How do you know?"
"Seen the name. On the side. Of the ship."
"Right, then. Gentlemen, a man's first duty is less to his office than his own honor, and that he cannot perform if deceived."

―Scrum and Jack Sparrow

"Hardly appropriate for a First Mate."
"Was I the first? I wondered."
"You can be charming, when you want something. The trick is finding out what."
"This dance, m'lady."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Here? With your father on board? We'll have to be very quiet."
"Cards on the table, Jack. Including that one up your sleeve."
"The truth? You're going to get yourself killed, and I'm not inclined to stand by and watch."
"You want to rescue me, Jack?"
"Blackbeard has served his purpose. Land is within reach. You and I can flee, go on to the Fountain together. There'll be fame enough to share."
"And I tell you the ritual of the Fountain."
"The profane ritual."
"And the fact that saving me lies directly in line with your self-interest is entirely coincidental."
"Coincidentally."
"I don't believe you."
"When once a liar speaks the truth, he yearns for trust so."
"May I cut in? (Angelica laughs) I have something for you. Proof, you are never far from my thoughts. The first item I ever stole ... (shows the ring) ... for someone else."
"I had to trade it. To learn the rules of the Fountain."
"Ah. And?"
"I haven't seen you with such desire since St. Lucia. Short lived, as I recall."
(a whisper) "Tell me the rules."
"Are we partners. Can I trust you? I need you on my side, Jack."
"We are thick as thieves. Angelica."

―Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"May I cut in? I have something you might find of interest. [shows Angelica the Ring of Thieves] First item I ever stole...for someone else."
"I had to trade it to learn the rules of the Fountain."

―Jack Sparrow and Angelica

"Waters from the Fountain of Youth. The shimmering tear of a Mermaid. The Silver Cups of Cartagena ... with these items ..."
"Yes."
"With these items, you may take all the years of life from another. (beat) All the years of life from another, Jack. Do you understand? We cannot go on our own, you and I. The ritual requires a victim."
"I find my desire for the Fountain greatly lessened."
"Ah, but there is something on board you do want."
"So true."
"Something else on board you desire --"

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"He keeps each vanquished ship as a prize. Help me, and I promise you your pick."
"The Black Pearl. In a bottle. My ship is in a bottle."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"I wonder...does it work because it works, or because you believe that it works?"
"Or because I want you to believe that it works?"
"Or because you want me to believe you are only pretending for it to work? When in fact, it does. Nothing is beyond you, Jack. You are unpredictable. Untamable. That's why I'm drawn to you."
"You smell lovely, but that's beside the point."
"When are you going to admit, Jack Sparrow, that you want me?"
"I want you. Next question."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"We require a mermaid's tear. So, we require a mermaid."
"So?"
"You ever seen a mermaid? You start with a shark. Give them weapons. And make them all women."
"Beautiful women?"
"Did you miss the part about the sharks?"

―Jack Sparrow, Garheng and Salaman

"I heard Jack Sparrow once had the favor of mermaids."
"Is that story still out there? A mermaid's favor, perhaps. That I might believe."
"Is there a female anywhere, of any kind, safe from you?"

―Garheng, Jack Sparrow, and Angelica

"The old moon in the new moon's arms. First of the summer. Perfect for a mermaid hunt."
"How so?"
"Mating season."

―Angelica and Jack Sparrow

"Clergyman. On the off chance this does not go well for me, I want it noted that I will believe in whatever I must to get into heaven."
"We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert."

―Jack Sparrow and Philip Swift

"Clergyman. On the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Philip Swift

"We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert."
"...Don't be ridiculous. I was thinking more of an as-needed basis."

―Philip Swift and Jack Sparrow

"There is a girl. I may have had...feelings."
"You pretended to love her, then you left her and broke her heart. Oh, that's low."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"This is the woman from Seville."
"Ah. You pretended to love her and left her and broke her heart."
"Worse. I may have had...briefly, mind you...stirrings."
"Stirrings?"
"Stirrings."
"What, like...feelings, you mean?"
"No, no, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like...stirrings."

―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs

"Sorry, Jack, we lost the Chalices. I've an appointment to keep. There'll be no going back."
"No need. Anyone care for a drink?"
"Bravo, Jack --"

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Aye. Now, before I go just handing them over, I've one or two conditions."
"Name your terms."
"Firstly, I'll be having my Compass back. No, that's secondly. Firstly, upon your word, you will bring no harm to Angelica."
"I'll make no vow to the likes of you, Sparrow. But it cost me nothing to admit she was never in harm's way, and I'd give the last ragged shred of my soul for her."

―Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard

"Secondly, then, priorly firstly. I’ll be having my Compass back. (beat) Come now. I deserve it. You have no idea how hard it was to catch that pig. (Blackbeard nods, Angelica tosses Jack the Compass) Fine, then, and thirdly. Mister Teach more famously known as Blackbeard, you are not the only man in possession of a tattered soul. As I reflect on my misdeeds, chief among them, I note how poorly I have treated my loyal First Mate there, Mister Gibbs."
"Aye, now that you bring it up --"
"Left him to rot in jail, I did, without a second thought or remorseful tingle. Point being, I'll not subject him to the horrors to come. You'll let him go free."
"That be all?"
"Aye. Quick, or the pig runs. And good luck getting those Chalices."
"Jack, if it's all the same to you, I'm just as happy to --"
"Done."
"P'raps, for the moment, I could tag along with you folk for a bit --"
"That'll lead you to freedom, 'mate."
"Much obliged, Jack Sparrow."

―Jack Sparrow, Joshamee Gibbs and Blackbeard

"So. Any idea how we get it out?"
"We'll need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, and one of us must learn to play the trumpet."
"I know a man with a trumpet."

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow

"The Fountain tests you, Gibbs. But...not my style: play it safe. Better to not know which moment may be your last—alive to the mystery of it all."

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

"I have no say in it, Gibbs. A legend commands, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

―Jack Sparrow to Joshamee Gibbs

Pirates of the Caribbean: Master of the Seas (App)

"Ahoy, mate, me name's Captain Jack Sparrow, and the pleasure is all yours."

―Jack Sparrow

Disney Infinity

"You'll always remember this as the day that you set sail with Captain Jack Sparrow."

―Jack Sparrow after he spawns

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

"Brace up, sailor!"
"Jack, you saw me in a sorry plight, besotted with dreams of love. That’s past praying for, you saved me, and I’ll say I’m grateful. Yet here I be, alone, and not a penny the better for my pains."
"No? With two good feet, standing on the deck of the Pearl ... my trusted First Mate?"
"First Mate, says you."
"Like old times."
"Aye ... Captain!"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"What of you, Jack? Freed of the siren call, what be your heading?"
"It’s still there, mate. Can’t you hear it? It’s just farther off. Mates, we live forever, if we live a day. Today, we sail beyond the sunset."

―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow

"Lower me down, Hector."
"Jack - wait. There’s no coming back from the bottom of the sea."
"Is this your way of saying you’d like my hat?"
"You don’t have to do this."
"I have to put it back."
"But the Trident is yours - you have everything now."
"This was my destiny. To find it and die for it. Or something like that. So hard to concentrate when a witch is naked."
"But you don’t believe in destiny."
"Then I’ve got nothing to worry about."

―Jack Sparrow and Carina Smyth

"I'm not looking for trouble."
"What a horrible way to live."
"I need to escape. Can you help me?"
"That man called you a witch. And witches are bad luck at sea."
"We're not at sea."
"Good point. But I am a pirate."
"But I am clearly not a witch."
"One of us is very confused."

―Carina Smyth and Jack Sparrow

"I’ve seen men swing for hours, the life slowly choking out of them. The point is it’s entirely possible you still have hours left to whisper your last words, whereas my head will soon be in this basket, staring up at my lifeless body―which happens to be famished!"

―Jack Sparrow to Carina Smyth

"This is the Map No Man Can Read!"
"That map will lead us to the Trident. We just have to follow the X!"
"And X always marks the spot."

―Carina Smyth, Henry Turner, and Jack Sparrow

"We just need to follow the X!"
"And X always marks the spot. Savvy?"

―Henry Turner and Jack Sparrow

"Do you remember me, Jack?"
"Well, your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. Other than that, I believe you have a gaping hole in your skull."

―Armando Salazar and Jack Sparrow

"Smyth? Smyth? What an exotic name, Hector. Didn't we once know someone named Smyth? Don't tell me, it's coming to me... I'll pull the memory straight from the abyss..."
"Be warned, Jack!"
"I'm remembering the visage of a pretty young lass. A fair beauty with one undeniable flaw—you."
"Shut your trap!"
"Now what was her name? The one you were revoltingly entwined with twenty years ago? She's on the tip of my tongue..."
"You're about to lose that tongue!"
"No, don't help me. I'll get it. It was a royal name—regal as the creature it adorned. Margaret! Margaret Smyth! I can picture her as if she were standing in front of me!"

―Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa

"All curses are broken―which means my luck has returned!"

―Jack Sparrow

Sea of Thieves: A Pirate's Life

"Don't say much, do you? Very wise. When endeavouring an escape, silence is generally best. However, as I've had no one but a recalceitrant recalcitrant mutt to talk to for far too long, I shall bow to my collegial nature and introduce myself. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow... though since you came here to rescue me, you probably knew that already. And you must also have heard tell of my heroic journey to acquire this – the greaest Pirate Treasure of all! A golden key to other lands and eternal freedom. Plundered from the lair of a heartless squid and used to assist in the daring escape that led me to stand before you now. Shiny, isn't it?"

―Jack Sparrow

"Be that as it may, Jack, we're still a bit short-handed..."
"Excellent point. Our next destination lies beyond the horizon. Any pirates, formerly deceased or otherwise, who wish to throw themselves headlong into grand fun battling unknown perils are welcome to join the crew of the Black Pearl!"

―Joshamee Gibbs and Jack Sparrow